#she didn't even black list me in the rental ledger

[realasslesbian]

Throwback to that time I was six month into my law degree and decided to use it; had a landlord who was letting the place cave in with mould, sparking power switches, faulty hot water system that would randomly spit scalding water, the works, basically, plus they would always be harassing me for money, not rent money just 'I need $500 for a new phone pay me or move out', they'd also break into my mailbox regularly, and refused to sign any rental paperwork because they were tryna defraud the first home owners scheme, basically they were just an entire sack of shit, anyway, so rental laws are actually one of the few areas that are totally on the side of the more vulnerable (i.e. renters) and most landlords will blow a lot of hot air about what they're gonna do, but in reality, they can't do shit. So I moved out, no notice, no nothing, just stopped paying rent, I also sold all the whitegoods and furniture provided with the apartment on eBay, bc it didn't say nothing about no furnishings in the lease this dumbass wouldn't sign, those goods were mine now lmao, and she breaks into the apartment one day and finds it bare-ass empty, starts blowing up my phone over how she's gonna drag me through the court over the stuff I 'stole' and the rental arrears and whatever else, and I was just like 'well gee alright, if you think so, but I'd hate to trip on my way to court and just accidentally fall into a government office and then blurt out about how *name redacted* is defrauding the government to the tune of millions of dollars, and oopsy look at all the written evidence I dropped and is flying around in the air, all those letters you sent to my address, tryna make out you lived there, like I dunno if you want to risk it, I'm not supposed to give legal advice as a law student, but my legal advice is maybe just buy a new fridge sweetie, it'll cost you less than bothering me any further uwu' and tbh I basically became the female Saul Goodman at that point lmao

#problem was solved too btw #she shut right tf up and got on with her own life #I never heard boo from her again #she didn't even black list me in the rental ledger #(probably bc that would mean admitting on a government form that she's a landlord) #(when she's not supposed to be lmao) #(see I had all my bases covered) #(like a fucking professional) #but I still can't get over how reckless she was #like idgaf about anyone defrauding the Australian government #they deserve it lmao #she had the good fortune to have a tenant who would just turn a blind eye #and she ruined it #or maybe she just got cold feet #she did move in precisely after I left #to become the owner/occupier she always should have been #and Day 1 she texts me asking 'how do I open the front door' #and I just sent her a screenshot of the repair request I'd submitted the year previous for the jammed front door #then I blocked her for good #lmao #anyway #I hope she's doing poorly