#so even if L/ilith DIDN'T hear him very obviously sneezing the fireworks would give him away sdjflksjdfls

[glitterrosesnzz]

thought that won't leave me alone: L/ucifer, during the Eden Era, trying to claim that angels just. don't sneeze. like at all.

so L/ilith challenges him to not sneeze while she induces him- which he fails at of course. he hides behind his wings when he sneezes and then tries to claim that he didn't actually sneeze at all but like. L/ilith isn't believing that shdlfkjsdlfkds

and to add insult to injury. she's using one of L/ucifer's own feathers to induce him.

#H/azbin H/otel #snz #also since this'd be before the fall L/ucifer doesn't sneeze hellfire. instead it's fireworks 90% of the time sjdflksdjfls #sometimes its a few other things like glowing brighter or accidentally like. summoning a creature or something but. #typically. it'd be fireworks hsdkfjdslfks #so. even though he's hiding himself behind his wings. a bunch of tiny fireworks go off around him #so even if L/ilith DIDN'T hear him very obviously sneezing the fireworks would give him away sdjflksjdfls #he'd be like. trying to deny that he needs to sneeze even when his breath is hitching like crazy too. #it also takes next to NOTHING to make him start hitching he'd be like- #''did you really think one of my own feathers would be enough to- t..to- hH- hey- w-wait-'' #man. im half tempted to throw my current wips to the side and just write this real quick hdflksjflksdfs