#someday the show is going to give me a van palmer gravestone and i'm not gonna be ready

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The way I keep slapping Van's birthday down with the confidence of someone who was present at her birth.

#someday the show is going to give me a van palmer gravestone and i'm not gonna be ready #half because your honor that is my favorite lesbian how dare you take her from me #and half because it's gonna be like 'she was born in mid-september' and i'm gonna be like 'absolutely not she wasn't.' #that is an early may birthday and i will DIE on this completely irrational hill #'but novel why do you think--' bro i could not tell you #i am not an astrology gay. i have nothing to back this up. i go 100% on vibes if canon doesn't offer me a straight answer #and van's vibes are someone who would be born on may 4th.