#then genetically engineer some kind of hormonal reaction to make sure slade actually takes him in'

[roseworth]

Stupid Respawn theory because...it's stupid

But..hormones.

Like, they intentionally made the test tube baby cause Slade to have some weird hormonal reaction to his clone and become fatherly to it as a defensive mechanism for the test tube child. Just something DC uses to explain or retcon Slade's oc behavior.

Like a weird alien horror movie I've watched that would cause other species to care for their offspring before it grows old enough to care for itself and eats its care taker

Like I said, stupid. Disregard if you like

this isn't stupid at all i love it ! everything surrounding respawn is so insane so the explanation that his existence caused some chemical reaction is fantastic <3 respawn literally being genetically engineered to make slade want to take him in

actually im taking it a step further because i also dont like the fact that ra's just. made a secret talia slade clone baby then tortured him for 15 years. so im saying that respawn was just kinda created. he was some kind of frankenstein thing crafted to look enough like slade and damian that the story would be believable then sort of,,, had memories programmed into his head of ra's to give him a backstory that would make slade (and rose for that matter) want to take him in and help him. and i cant even be proven wrong because ra's has never seen respawn so he cant confirm that he knows him and now theyre both dead :) im right about everything always

#ive connected the dots (made shit up) #alright heres how it goes #someone (idk who. doesnt matter. one of slides enemies) wanted to spy on him #and said 'i know exactly what to do' and made a kid #then they were halfway through making the kid when someone else was like 'hey so slade kinda pushes away every single one of his kids' #but this person already had the kid made. all the eggs were in the fake kid basket. #so they had to figure something out #and they were like 'ok. all i need to do is implant an exaggeratedly sad backstory to make slade pity him #then genetically engineer some kind of hormonal reaction to make sure slade actually takes him in' #so they do that. then the kid takes a detour at lazarus island so theyre kinda pissed off but whatever #but finally the kid finds slade. they can do what they wanted. then the kid dies like 2 days later #all that work for nothing #the end #dc hire me ill retcon everything about respawn so fucking good