#thought i was hallucinating or maybe there was a moth and went 'naaah' but 2 seconds later

[jimkirkachu]

32 years old and just had my first experience with a literal bat flying around the house 😬😳🦇

#there's something that doesn't happen every day #we're like... 60% sure it got out and is gone @_@ #no sleep tonight lol #one of the most surreal moments of my entire life #standing in the dark kitchen getting a glass of water and felt a whoosh like wind flutter the front of my hair #thought i was hallucinating or maybe there was a moth and went 'naaah' but 2 seconds later #all three cats are flipping jumping pouncing freaking out trying to catch a speeding flying Thing #and then *i* proceeded to freak the fuck out immobilized on the spot with my stupid cup of water like WTF DO I DO?! 😂 #not trek #jtkchu's landing party #weird wild stuff!! #life really do be stranger than fiction sometimes i swear #midwest life #bats #apparently it's illegal to kill them and they're a protected species i didn't know but that makes me glad! #thankfully we don't seem to have any *other* bats in the house or a colony of them or anything *knock on wood* #the cats are hilarious still prowling like 'hey yo where'd that flying Thing go lemme eat it' #okay! crazy times! #i'm perfectly calm Dude #like. literally a Bat 😂 i can't get over it 😂 #4am Bat Visit 😂 #Bat Party 🥳🎊 #better put this in the Bat Journal #another Bat-tacular day at Camp Batman #2022 the year of the bat!