#watching emmet get the bill while they're out on a routine day out with elesa like 'wow emmet nice of you to pay your alimony! :]'

[hoofpeet]

"Emmet and elesa call eachother their wife/husband in front of papparazzi so elesa can date skyla in peace" oh god now I'm just thinking of papparazzi catching skyla and Elesa mid date and it's all like "Mr Emmet are you aware your wife is cheating on you with the flying type gym leader skyla?"

Local papers having a field day with Elesa and Emmet's 'messy divorce' story while Ingo thinks it's SO funny and keeps enabling it

#hoof draws #submas #mailbox #ingo taping up bits of magazine articles all over the office just to torment emmet #watching emmet get the bill while they're out on a routine day out with elesa like 'wow emmet nice of you to pay your alimony! :]' #god . he'd have such a field day with it