#what getting back into pkmn after 10 years does to a mf

[baeshijima]

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A/N : oMG YOO ITS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I LAST POSTED ANY STREAMER CONTENT KSLDFS (ಥ _ ಥ) BUT IM BACK !!! AND WITH OUR BELOVED GIGACHAD, ARATAKI NUMERO UNO ITTO ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪

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wE’RE BACK TO STREAMER AU AFTER 6387562507349750TREYURET034 YEARS

 AND WITH STREAMER ITTO ??!?!?!?"!$"£%^ 

pog.

poggers

poggies

pogu—

ahem

anywho 👩‍🦯

our one and oni gigachad of gigachads, ARATAK1TTO, here would most definitely make a top tier streamer

i mean it

nO BC HE’D BE SUCH A FUN AND ENTERTAINING MULTI STREAMER ????

I SWEAR, ONE MOMENT HE’D BE KO-ING IN VALORANT OR APEX, THEN HE’D BE DOING 50 POKÉMON TCG BOX OPENINGS TO TRY AND GET CHANDELURE/GENGAR VMAX, THEN HE’D BE OUT VLOGGING WHILE BEATLE HUNTING SHIRTLESS

at this point it’s just a talent of his that his community have just,,,, had no choice but to accept their weird but loveable strimmer

i won’t lie, itto is just chaos incarnate

the physical representation of the elmo hellfire gif

the type to have that super obnoxious, yet cute and contagious laugh that sounds more like a wheeze but gets covered up by the loud slapping of his hand on his keyboard bc he missed the actual desk space if he’s not choking

probably leaned so far back once that he just fell off his spinny gamer chair and nearly knocked the desk over

ngl, there have been multiple petitions hosted by his community

one of which being :

pls give our questionable strimmer software funds so he can afford 3 new monitors, a keyboard, a mouse, endless lollipops, and life support to help him survive in his own room <33

he snacks and eats sm on stream that it would be weird if he doesn’t eat abt 10 mins after the last thing he ate

mf probably has a hexbug collection too

but speaking of community, he’s one of those streamers that everyone just,,, knows even without ever watching him

well, it’s purely for all his chaotic moments that went viral and got turned into a meme

which is literally every waking moment he records himself

also just gets KAPPA’d and OMEGALUL’d and UNLUCKYYYYYYYY 99.5% of the time he streams <//3

. . .

itto sweetie ur doing great, i swear

:’)

and another thing that really stands out with his community is that they’re not just ??? a community ???

like

they’re literally all bros

one big diverse, confused, wholesome family of bros

bros before hoes—

he also just calls everyone “bro”, “dude”, “man”, “buddy”, “pal” and “homie”

unironically calls his friends “babe” too

when voice chatting on streams he’s caused more misunderstandings than u can imagine :’)

unlike the other two streamers i have posted abt (albedo — whose community is just the epitome of wholesome — and childe — whose community is just the literal spawn of the devil), itto’s community just has this super warm and comfortable, yet chaotic vibe ??

idk how to explain it

u gotta be there in the discord server especially to know what i mean

all the times they voice chat, have a big watch party of an anime/movie/series, have a massive and stupidly competitve game night (probably pkmn tcg online or who can get the biggest in agar.io or smth)

but real talk, there have been so many instances where they all hype each other up to do dumb shit, as well as help one another through their lowest days that it honestly just takes the top spot as the number one community KJHSLJ

PLS THEY’RE ALL SO OPEN WITH EACH OTHER ???? BC ITTO’S COMMUNITY REALLY IS JUST ONE BIG FAMILY AT THIS POINT 😭🖐

definitely played doki doki literature club once bc his chat said that it was a super cute and fun game and he was down bc wow, cute girls and a fun dating sim? count him in!

that was until he actually got into it

there are many… many clips of him freaking out 

they all went viral, as expected—

“iF yOu LoVe Me leT me goOoOOOOOOooOo~~~”

beatboxes 74.2% of the time he’s on stream

but this big ole puppy has lots n lots of plushies !!! i just know he does !!!!

one of his favs is this bull plushie that he always has on him just to rest his head :(

lots of fanarts of him with the bull as his lil mascot 

so much so that it’s now his actual mascot 😭

he also has one of those little chomper thingies that u attach to ur charger as a gift from one of his viewers !!!

it’s a smol cow one (≧︶≦)

probably has quite a few pets !!

maybe like,,, 3 dogs, 1 cat, a couple of hamsters, maybe some ferrets,

and a goat

mans probably lives on a farm with horses and 10 cows or smth

wouldn’t be surprised

it’s probably why he’s broke tbh

nOW ONTO HIM BEING WHIPPED FOR U AS A GENSHIN STREAMER ?!?

well

it all started on this one, fateful day 

he was doing a pokémon tcg box opening and rambling abt his authentic hexbug collection (u know, as u do) when a viewer sent in a tts :

“hey boss !! (that’s what they call him when doing a tts ;-;) have u tried the game: genshin impact yet?”

and that folks is the beginning of him spiralling down the hell known as genshin <33

now

after finishing up his pkmn unboxing, he searched up the game and downloaded it !!

truthfully, he has heard of it, but it didn’t really interest him all that much at first

in other words, he’s only gonna give it a try bc his chat wanted him too (when he asked if they reallyyyy wanted him to play it and they all spammed yes, he gave in JHJKS)

while waiting for the download to finish, he began just going through the official website to see the characters

by this point, it would be around the 1.3 update, so the lantern rite festival would be the ongoing event in-game !!

so he’s going through the mondstadt character list:

“alright, not bad! this diluc guy looks like batman with his dark clothes, so that’s pretty cool! kaeya looks suspicious tho. could never be me.”

also thought fischl looked super cool too

he thought albedo was a cat until he saw diona, who was an actual cat of sorts

now thinks albedo looks like a puppy

then he gets onto the liyue characters:

“WOAH! WHO’S THIS?! XIAO? MAN DOES HE LOOK AWESOME, AHAHAHA!”

so yeah

he’s part of xiao nation now :’))

but then he noticed his chat spamming similar things

“wait where’s (y/n)???? they left out my beloved adepti ARATAKISOB”

“(y/n) modCheck”

“zhongli’s righthand adepti has perished ;-;”

“liyue’s nuke where KEKL”

and itto just sat there, being the confused bby he is like:

“(y/n)? who dat? 🤨”

and his chat went W I L D

next thing he knows, he has an influx of tts screamers, ppl spamming words of affection for u, others tryna send pics of u in-game + links of ur official art—

it seems his chat are all part of (y/n) nation (and rightfully so wink wonk—)

he managed to get hold of one of the links to ur official art promoting the 1.3 update and. . .

oh my

u hear the sound of that?

that’s the sound of itto’s jaw positively dropping to the floor and his heart stopping.

it was so quiet on his end that his chat had thought he died or smth 🤡

tho, that wouldn’t be all that far from the truth bc hOLY ???? IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A CHARACTER TO LOOK SO BADASS AND STUNNING AND SO FREAKING LOVEABLE N ADORABLE AT THE SAME TIME ?????”!”!£?$£$£^%&

itto be running laps rn

heart pumping, mind spinning, and a big goofy grin to top it all off

MISSION: convert mr aratak1tto from xiao nation to (y/n) nation has been a success !!

so when he realises that ur gonna be released in this current new update after xiao banner (in place of keqing bc as much as i love her, she’s a standard banner so i can easily replace her with ur release :’)), he’s now super pumped and impatient for the game to finish downloading

his chat get a front row view of him going through ur character demo, trailer, previews, art, and then him tapping his monitor screens in hopes it’ll speed up

they approve of their strimmer’s actions. 100000000000/10 !!

and once it does download? he’s right on it 🐥

until he realises he won’t see you until he finishes the prologue with mondstadt

and that xiao’s banner is still ongoing so he can’t even get u

f in the chat for aratak1tto sir 😔💔

but he forgot abt all that once the game displays it’s immaculate graphics

mans is hypnotised by dvalin roar and venti disappearing

NO BUT ONCE HE UNLOCKS WISHES HE’S SO CLUELESS

“luck? why would i need luck? i’m the luckiest man alive! just you all watch and see the greatness that is arataki itto—” *starts choking or smth as usual*

thought he was god when he got noelle in his first 10 pull until someone told him everyone gets her in their first multi on beginner <//3

n e who he did another multi on beginner and got another noelle

noelle gang rise—

no but i can actually see him as a noelle main pls 😭

but anyway he goes through the prologue, ranking up, screaming while fighting slimes and hilichurls, screaming while running from mitachurls, abyss mages, whopperflowers and ruin guards, screams while tryna steal the holy lyre der himmel, then just goes spin to win with noelle 25/8

shield mitachurls his beloathed until he remembers he has amber <//3

contrary to popular belief within his community, he actually completed the prologue quicker than they thought

and by that i mean within abt 4 hours or so

they all think he just wanted to meet u as soon as possible HKJHSDKL

bUT NOW HE’S IN LIYUE !! 

makes his way through the region to liyue harbour, only to discover more enemies to go on his beloathed list, which incurs more shouting on end and free entertainment for his chat :’))

enter: liyue harbour ~~

and w o w

the visuals are just ??? so cool ???

he was told by his chat to complete the liyue archon quest, and he would’ve sighed if it weren’t for the fact they told him u would be introduced in the first act

h a

itto is positively whipped and he hasn’t actually met u SKDJF

by now he’s built up a good amount of primos from his time in mond, and his chat told him to save for now since there was still about ten days left of xiao’s banner

so he did just that and witnessed rex lapis dying 💀

speechless

just sat there, gaping at his screen

man </3

fast forward some more and he’s screaming while running through the milelith bc he doesn’t speak sneak, just sprint

found childe weird when he first saw him and heard his name ngl JSHDKJ

then found him even weirder when he found out it was tartaglia bc it sounds too much like the pasta he ate literally an hour ago

but now he’s on a mission to find the five adepti with the sigil of permission !!

first meets moon carver while attacking the milelith with his spin to win tactic, then xiao who he practically fanboys over before shouting at the ruin hunter in the forest, then mountain shaper where he has a field day pretending to be an adepti messenger, and finally cloud retainer in which he complains abt not having enough ingredients to cook everything

and now is the time everyone’s been waiting for

ur introductory time :’))

after he finds the four, another quest pops up telling him to head back to liyue harbour, to which he finds a bit suspicious bc shouldn’t he be looking for u since ur the last one ?

but his chat reassure him so he proceeds

and lo and behold ur there waiting for him at the bridge

he didn’t even realise u were there until the screen went black bc he was too busy sprinting and gliding to notice HKJLSD

but once he realised what was happening he let out the biggest gasp

he let out an even bigger one when u looked at him his character

safe to say he’s now ur biggest and most devoted fanboy despite u not even saying a word yet <33

definitely takes so many screenshots to commemorate ur first meeting so he can look at it every anniversary 

he goes through ur dialogue and omg ur voice is so nice, and so is ur smile, and— wait no don’t leave already !!

D:

salt. and betrayal

anywhoodles he’s in love with u and now ur both official

who says? well, his community said so :/

also lowkey falls in love with zhongli and beidou but like,,,

who doesn’t ???

but timeskip of abt another few hours and it’s 1 am but he doesn’t care bc he’s a mAN and will power through to the end and his chat are both here for it and are ✨ concerned ✨

zhongli hinted abt u more than a few times, esp when at the guizhong ballista

ngl, a lot of ppl have so many theories and speculations that u two have/had smth going on, esp with zhongli’s voiceover abt u in his profile

itto may or may not have attacked zhongli’s model when searching for the broken parts a couple of times bc of it

but ye he awed at the osial fight but also shouted at the fatui until he started screaming bc of the speed buff xiao gave him

but anyway let’s just skip past that and go straight into ur banner bc this has somehow dragged on long enough at 2.2k words and i’m abt to cry bc of it but it’s okay—

bUT YES !! IT’S NOW TIME FOR UR BANNER

he’s so excited and has been waiting for this day since,,, well,,, ten days ago

itto became an ar 49 player with all the all nighters he spent grinding and exploring

but anywho, he has all ur mats ready and prepared for when u come home to him ~

his community both revelled in and pitied his introduction to artifact farming

they know what it felt like to get pummeled by rng but his reactions were too entertaining :’))

he actually got xiao somehow within 40 pulls, so now he has a lvl 80 dps xiao bc he’s not at ar 50 yet 💔

but rn he’s prepared for u as much as his ar 49 ass can so u better appreciate his efforts and external crisis

okokok sO

banner change

ur here

he cries at how amazing and cool u look in ur splash art bc 

“KSDJFHDKJGHDFJLKG ??@?!$£’?”

^^^^ his actual reaction

anyway, he hypes himself up and chat spams his (Y/N)NumeroUNO emote for good luck ><

one multi in. barbara.

telling himself it’s alright since he has no pity anyway

two multis in. the bell and another barbara.

telling himself it’s (not) alright since he only had 10 pity

three multis in. rainslasher.

telling himself it’s alright since he only had 20 pity

four multis in. gOLd no it’s purple. 

he got bennet

it’s alright, he’ll take bennett constellations but hahahsjhfds where are u?

five multis in. a fischl.

u know what? he’ll take that too bc fischl pog but no seriously where are u pls come home soon preferably now?

six multis in. dragon’s bane, barbara, and sacrificial fragments.

okay haha funny joke,,, now (y/n) pls come home—

seven multis in. barbara.

okay i take it back this isn’t funny anymore pls come home ;-;

eight multis in. ningguang and the bell™.

internally crying and externally screeching

nine multis in. if he doesn’t get u here he will—

keqing.

. . .

oH SHIT UR IN THIS MULTI TOO WTFJSDHOS

bro’s fallen off his spinny gamer chair again bc u appeared on the very last one <//3

he’s crying, chat’s crying, his lil mascot’s soaking up his tears, and ur the cause of it all ehe

no but as soon as he looks up and sees u on his screen he just has a big dumb grin on his face that he’s (kinda) forgotten abt the suffering u just put him through

now he’s on ur profile thingy and admiring u in all ur glory :’)

levels u up so fast and just,,, runs and jumps around with u in  his party of noelle, xiao, and bennett

ur party is called the ARATAKI GANG and he’s never been prouder

his fav voice overs are favourite food + when the sun is out + good morning + birthday (when he has his birthday, that is,,,)

did he set u as his profile icon?

pshhh, of course he did

did he change his signature to be related to u?

yuh-uh he did :

“me and (y/n) finish each other’s sandwiches o(≧▽≦*)o”

he was very proud of himself for coming up with that

did he change his in-game name?

hAH! obviously !!

“(y/n)’s ( •̀ .̫ •́ )✧”

he also made sure to put u into all of his socials in any way he could

pfp? done. bio? EZ. display name? hah! child’s play

anything else?

well, he pulled for ur weapon with funds provided by his community bc they pitied him 

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