#when man invented snow sports god was like “whoa nice i cant believe i didn't think of that”

[one-in-boots]

God made humanity to do two things: eat peanut butter and go mountain biking. What the fuck is "pass kidney stone"???? I hope my doctor knows he's a blasphemer.

#196 #shitposting #r/196 #murdering babies #mtb bikes #kidney stone #mountain biking #when man invented snow sports god was like “whoa nice i cant believe i didn't think of that” #after that people started getting the wrong idea #now EVERYONE thinks we can keep making shit up as if skiing wasn't a fluke