#which is hilarious for nosebleeds bc she'll wake up in the middle of the night bleeding everywhere from her nose and you're sleepy

[chocoenvy]

small hydro archon rocking tall ass heels is great. but the hydro archon wearing tall heels and failing miserably at walking in them is even funnier :)

it's all part of her secret plan to constantly be clinging onto you like a koala because she is a hazard to everyone and herself when in heels so you just. pick her up - eros

not the hydro archon bullying D:

But I agree, hydro archon fumbling so badly you HAVE to carry her. Although I doubt that was part of her plan. Her plan was to be taller than you so you couldn't make fun of her anymore. It failed horribly :)

So she makes you pick her up! New plan, become a hinderance and a hazard. There's a reason most of the hydro characters have healing abilities, it's because their archon is a dunce (affectionate)

#choco.asks #*~frequent customer #random headcannons time hydro archon gets frequent nosebleeds for no reason #so now she's unphased by blood so if she's hurt she grabs her healing water and splashes it wherever she's bleeding #which is hilarious for nosebleeds bc she'll wake up in the middle of the night bleeding everywhere from her nose and you're sleepy #and then all of a sudden she fucking dunks her head in the sink and you're screaming cause your gf looks like she's trying to commit #and she comes back up gives you a thumbs up wipes her face of the water and excess blood and hops back into bed grappling onto you #and you're traumatized :) #meanwhile you get hurt and hydro archon is ready to throw hands destroy the world #you get a papercut and she throws water on whatever paper did it #you're reading and get a papercut and she throws the damn book out #god forbid someone accidentally hurts you she's like: waterboarding :) #we have an ocean for a reason :) #she and kokomi have an agreement to not tell anybody about the surplus of bodies they have hidden underwater