#zack's random nonsense

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why did it take you 479 chapters to suspect that conan and shinichi are in contact with each other when one of conan's favorite excuses is 'i called shinichi'

#detective conan #dcmk #zack's random nonsense

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i forgot that in the manga this coat matched the backs of the cards. he truly is one of the most autistic characters ever

#yugioh #seto kaiba #zack's random nonsense

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'what was the first blank you blanked' I have no idea i do not remember things chronologically

#zack's random nonsense

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when ppl act surprised about ppl celebrating the deaths of imperialists and fascists on the celebrate the death of imperialists and fascists website

#queen elizabeth #shinzo abe #julius caesar #zack's random nonsense

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imagine if the defunctland guy ever had to testify in court like. the look on the judge's face when the lawyers call up Mr. Perjurer

#defunctland #kevin perjurer #zack's random nonsense

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FROM THE DEEPEST PIT OF THE SEVEN HELLS TO THE PINNACLE OF THE HEAVENS THE WORLD SHALL TREMBLE! UNLEASH ULTIMA!! is just the incantation for ultima and the only prerequisite is being cringe enough to recite it with the proper amount of chuuni flair. the heart of sabik's only power is to make adults feel no shame about doing and saying shit that's super lame

#ffxiv #zack's random nonsense

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rip herman melville you would've loved adding several chapters about whale falls to moby dick

#moby dick #herman melville #whale fall #zack's random nonsense

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my grand literary theory is that so many fictional characters (esp main characters) come off as autistic-coded because a lot of traits commonly associated with autism are good traits for main characters to have

#zack's random nonsense #may or may not expand on this when im more awake

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'adaptations always turn irene adler into a love interest and it sucks' moriarty the patriot doesn't turn irene adler into a love interest. moriarty the patriot turns irene adler into james bond

#moriarty the patriot #irene adler #james bond #zack's random nonsense

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i feel not enough attention is paid to the fact that yshtola's first outfit was the medieval fantasy equivalent of a baggy sweatshirt, jeans, and tennis shoes

#ffxiv #yshtola rhul #zack's random nonsense

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behold this fine example of attempted weaseling that somerton posted right before deleting his patreon

#james somerton #hbomberguy #todd in the shadows #zack's random nonsense

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it really doesn't

#detective conan #dcmk #zack's random nonsense

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nidhogg slept though the calamity lmao

#ffxiv #zack's random nonsense

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there sure are a lot of msq quests that are basically alphinaud asking you to hold his hand while he goes to have a discussion that will absolutely in no way benefit from your presence

#ffxiv #zack's random nonsense

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autism creature

#nanbaka #nanbaka jyugo #zack's random nonsense

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people really like to just take our buddy emet selch the inventor of imperialism at his word as if he isn't so full of shit that even he doesn't know when he is and isn't lying

#ffxiv #emet selch #zack's random nonsense