peptobismolchuggerhabitlover

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I filled out a full one for Jeff Everyman lmao and maybe printed it, perchance

Me irl

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Mazel tov

Me irl

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Also read @canyouseethewords and I found a Playlist of every "secret" video if you want that too :)

gonna be real with you guys, despite having reposted content of it, I have never ever watched everymanHYBRID…

like almost all I know is some freak ate a baby

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Fuck I don't know what marriage papers look like do u have a pdf

Me irl

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He's such a girlboss he's committed almost every crime

gonna be real with you guys, despite having reposted content of it, I have never ever watched everymanHYBRID…

like almost all I know is some freak ate a baby

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why is it always "you have an infestation" and "oh my god why are you covered in lesions" and never "how is the wasp's nest in your attic? is it nice? does it thrum with life and malice? does it sing that you are beautiful, that you are a home, that you can be fully consumed by what loves you?"

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HES LITERALLY MY WIFE

Me irl

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Nuh uh it's me

Me irl

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remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called

hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns

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the unholy trinity

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anyone around me in any context: my main goal…

me to myself for the next ten seconds: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it

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Dolar store

Pepto tonight, king? Drink bottles of pepto tonight?

NO STOOOOOPPPP

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when two musicians sing into the same microphone and lean in very close to each other… like omg are you guys gonna kiss now to relieve the homoerotic tension?😳

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@brocks-spare-drying-pan

Can't add videos to reblogs so here you go my man

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I wish there was an all of the above option I hate all of them

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Can someone tell me where these feminine trans guys with massive tits who wear push-up bras and skimpy outfits that I keep seeing transphobes complain about are? I’d love to see massive tboy boobs.