covid19 is exposing that everything we think is real like money and politicians and celebrities is totally made up and the things that actually are real like human compassion and social consciousness and love are genuinely necessary for survival
currently razing my island to the ground so i can design it from scratch 😵
Phineas: I have a question.
Phineas: In the word scent is it the s or the c that is silent?
Buford: Fuck you. I’m going to be thinking about this all day.
Isabella: Okay well cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’d say the S.
Phineas: But sent is also pronounced the same way.
Baljeet: Okay, Google says the c was added in the 17th century. So I guess the c is silent.
Ferb: Plot twist. Both the s and c are silent and the letter e makes the sss sound.
Buford: Ferb isn’t allowed to talk anymore.
no offense to 2020 but what the fuck
anyone: how do you feel about geralt?
jaskier, vibrating at a frequency high enough to shatter glass: yeah i love him a normal amount
Lena: I like dark humour
Kara: *turning off the lights* Would you like to hear a joke?