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[quotemadness]

I loved him very much - more than I could trust myself to say - more than words had power to express.

Charlotte Brontë

#Charlotte Brontë #quotes #quote #lit #literature

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Justice League moments caught on live television

Captain Marvel: Can we get cheeseburgers after this?

Batman: You had cheeseburgers for lunch.

Captain Marvel: So?

Batman: *long sigh*

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Wonder Woman, to herself: I have the patience of the gods and the kindergarten teachers.

*proceeds to break up argument between Batman and Superman*

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Flash: Well how was I supposed to know which one you meant?

Green Arrow: How hard is it to figure out “Meet us in Washington.”

Flash: Hey, there’s lots of Washingtons, alright?

Superman: Yeah. At least forty three.

Green Arrow:

Superman: That I didn’t stop in before I got here.

Green Arrow:

Flash: Hey, it could have been the one in Sussex.

Green Arrow: You both understand this is why Batman hates us, right?

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Hawkwoman: You can’t live off of that stuff.

Martian Manhunter, eating from a party size package of Oreos: You don’t know that.

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Batman: I have kryptonite, you know.

Superman: And Nightwing knows where it is.

Batman: *shocked gasp*

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Black Canary: *fighting a bunch of robots*

Green Lantern: Hey do you think if we tried turning them off and back on again-

Black Canary: This is NOT the time.

Green Lantern: Hey, I’m just saying. It worked for the watchtower.

Black Canary: It worked because we spent three weeks fixing it.

Green Lantern: Okay, yes, but technically-

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Batman and Green Arrow: *emerge from a collapsed building*

Green Arrow: Our kids are never letting us live this down.

Batman: Assuming they find us in the first place.

Green Arrow: You can’t always run away from your problems! It didn’t work in high school, and it’s not-

Batman: I didn’t hear from you for a decade so I’d say it worked out fine.

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Aquaman, muttering: I have no idea where I am.

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Flash: Okay but how are we counting how many times we’ve died?

Green Lantern: Do alternate dimensions count? Because that’s going to change a few people’s numbers.

Superman, nodding: We’ll have to lay down some ground rules.

#the justice league #justice league #batman #superman #wonder woman #green arrow #black canary #green lantern #flash #the flash #aquaman #hawkwoman #martian manhunter #captain marvel #shazam

[grungepoetica]

and my foundations are decaying in this chili's tonight

#grungepo thoughts #g note me why don't you #mcr #my chemical romance #the foundations of decay #I CANNOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR MY ACTIONS TODAY #poetic chaos #award winning grungepo mess

[funnytwittertweets]

#richard scarry #relatable memes #relatable #meme #fresh memes #memes #funny #lol #lmao #awesome #tweet #tweets #twitter #hilarious #humour #comedy

[quotemadness]

Some people come into our lives, and leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never, ever the same.

Unknown

#Unknown #quotes #quote #lit #literature

[owl-house-incorrectly]

Willow,*holding Amity’s hand*: Our future partners must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Luz: *steps on a dog's tail and proceeds to drop to her knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Hunter: *trying to figure out how to peel an orange, ends up squirting the juice in his eyes and screams*

Willow and Amity: *Exchange a long look*

Amity: Those two. We want those two.

#willow park #hunter #luz noceda #amity blight #lumity #huntlow #incorrect toh quotes #toh incorrect quotes #toh #incorrect the owl house #the owl house #the owl house incorrect quotes

[redrola]

#food

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Duke: We’re the youngest, right?

Damian: For now.

Duke: Want to go cause some problems on purpose?

Damian: Why?

Duke: In case B adopts more kids and we become middle children who don’t get away with everything anymore.

Damian:

Damian: That seems like solid reasoning to me.

#duke thomas #damian wayne #batkids #batfam #the signal #signal #robin

[darcyolsson]

dracula is so funny rn mina and lucys letters are just like hiiii bestie loml sweetheart 😍😍😍💕 how are youuuuuu i love you soooo much 🥰 can't wait to see you again you're my favourite person everrrr did i hear you have a CRUSH 🤭🤭 btw sorry 4 slow replies 😅😅 i was busy thinking about my boyfriend 😍😍😍 JONATHAN 😍😍😍😍😍😍 and then the jonathan in question is just like Dear Diary Today I Experienced Horrors Beyond My Comprehension

#a comedy. #dracula daily #personal #greatest hits

[persephonehades0615]

Persephone: Who hurt you?

Hades: Do you want a list?

Persephone, cracking her knuckles: Yes, I do.

#source: ??? #lore olympus #incorrect quotes #incorrect lore olympus quotes #lore olympus hades #lore olympus persephone #persephone x hades #hades and persephone #hades x persephone #incorrect hades and persephone quotes #hades lore olympus #persephone lore olympus #kore x hades #hades x kore