Farmer: *Slides a note under Shane's door*
Shane: *Reads it*
The note: I grew a turnip today. It's a really nice turnip. Would you like to see it
Shane:
Shane: You're so weird. I'll be out in a minute.
Farmer: *Distant excited squealing*
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google's corrections have been bad but goddamn does this take the fucking cake
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Violet-green Swallow (Tachycineta thalassina), Windy Point, Santa Catalina Mountains, Arizona.
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I do not fear death.I fear dying incomplete
Levon Peter Poe
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why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording
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