the washing machine and dryer fuck each other when you're not around btw
Pepa, trying to teach Baby Dolores the alphabet: repeat after me: A, B, C, D. Okay?
Dolores: A, P, L, G?
Félix, trying to be a Supportive Papá: Yes girl, remix!
People are so vulnerable at night. They’re willing to spill out their souls to anyone willing to listen. They have desires to do things that never cross their mind when the sun is in the sky...