quotemadness · 2 days ago
I loved him very much - more than I could trust myself to say - more than words had power to express.
Charlotte Brontë
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thisiswhereikeepdcthings · 26 days ago
Justice League moments caught on live television
Captain Marvel: Can we get cheeseburgers after this?
Batman: You had cheeseburgers for lunch.
Captain Marvel: So?
Batman: *long sigh*
Wonder Woman, to herself: I have the patience of the gods and the kindergarten teachers.
*proceeds to break up argument between Batman and Superman*
Flash: Well how was I supposed to know which one you meant?
Green Arrow: How hard is it to figure out “Meet us in Washington.”
Flash: Hey, there’s lots of Washingtons, alright?
Superman: Yeah. At least forty three.
Green Arrow:
Superman: That I didn’t stop in before I got here.
Green Arrow:
Flash: Hey, it could have been the one in Sussex.
Green Arrow: You both understand this is why Batman hates us, right?
Hawkwoman: You can’t live off of that stuff.
Martian Manhunter, eating from a party size package of Oreos: You don’t know that.
Batman: I have kryptonite, you know.
Superman: And Nightwing knows where it is.
Batman: *shocked gasp*
Black Canary: *fighting a bunch of robots*
Green Lantern: Hey do you think if we tried turning them off and back on again-
Black Canary: This is NOT the time.
Green Lantern: Hey, I’m just saying. It worked for the watchtower.
Black Canary: It worked because we spent three weeks fixing it.
Green Lantern: Okay, yes, but technically-
Batman and Green Arrow: *emerge from a collapsed building*
Green Arrow: Our kids are never letting us live this down.
Batman: Assuming they find us in the first place.
Green Arrow: You can’t always run away from your problems! It didn’t work in high school, and it’s not-
Batman: I didn’t hear from you for a decade so I’d say it worked out fine.
Aquaman, muttering: I have no idea where I am.
Flash: Okay but how are we counting how many times we’ve died?
Green Lantern: Do alternate dimensions count? Because that’s going to change a few people’s numbers.
Superman, nodding: We’ll have to lay down some ground rules.
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grungepoetica · 3 days ago
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and my foundations are decaying in this chili's tonight
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funnytwittertweets · 3 days ago
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quotemadness · 5 days ago
Some people come into our lives, and leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never, ever the same.
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owl-house-incorrectly · 2 days ago
Willow,*holding Amity’s hand*: Our future partners must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Luz: *steps on a dog's tail and proceeds to drop to her knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Hunter: *trying to figure out how to peel an orange, ends up squirting the juice in his eyes and screams*
Willow and Amity: *Exchange a long look*
Amity: Those two. We want those two.
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redrola · 5 days ago
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thisiswhereikeepdcthings · 22 days ago
Duke: We’re the youngest, right?
Damian: For now.
Duke: Want to go cause some problems on purpose?
Damian: Why?
Duke: In case B adopts more kids and we become middle children who don’t get away with everything anymore.
Damian: That seems like solid reasoning to me.
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darcyolsson · 4 days ago
dracula is so funny rn mina and lucys letters are just like hiiii bestie loml sweetheart 😍😍😍💕 how are youuuuuu i love you soooo much 🥰 can't wait to see you again you're my favourite person everrrr did i hear you have a CRUSH 🤭🤭 btw sorry 4 slow replies 😅😅 i was busy thinking about my boyfriend 😍😍😍 JONATHAN 😍😍😍😍😍😍 and then the jonathan in question is just like Dear Diary Today I Experienced Horrors Beyond My Comprehension
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persephonehades0615 · 23 days ago
Persephone: Who hurt you?
Hades: Do you want a list?
Persephone, cracking her knuckles: Yes, I do.
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