Excerpts for a 1920’s newspaper during the Spanish Flu
Paladin: Why would you give a knife to Warlock???
Rogue: They felt unsafe.
Paladin: Well, now I feel unsafe!
Rogue: Would you like a knife?
Poseidon: HYRDATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Poseidon: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Athena: Uh…
Apollo: He’s trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Poseidon: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Ares: *crying* It’s working.
I’m never gonna get tired of the “character follows a terrible, stupid, and wrong line of logic but somehow ends up at the right conclusion” trope.