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“Why do you watch kid shows rather than stuff for adults?”

Because kids shows have:

  • Clean humor that won’t make me uncomfortable
  • Jokes that aren’t related to sex, drugs, death or politics
  • Almost no mention of current events and things that I would like to avoid hearing about in my leisure time
  • Characters that like each other and treat each other kindly
  • Plots that hold morals, determination, teamwork and love in high regard, rather than being nihilistic about everything
  • Interesting and emotional plots that aren’t slice of life or sitcom-based
  • Or drama that relies on real emotion and arcs rather than overdone melodrama and ‘who’s sleeping with who’
  • And creative settings and concepts that adult shows would be afraid to use for fear of seeming juvenile.
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OuYang ZiZhen: so A-Ling how is your uncle

Jin Ling: which one

OuYang ZiZhen: oh, the mentally unstable one?

Jin Ling: which one

OuYang ZiZhen: you know, the gay one?

Jin Ling: which one

OuYang ZiZhen, sweating: the one who committed a war crime?

Jin Ling:

Jin Ling: which one

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Imagine a buzzfeed unsolved and harry potter cross over where Shane is the chosen one and does not believe in magic.

“Hey there death eaters, it’s me, ya boy”

“FUCK YOU VOLDEMORT”

“I’m dancing in your forest. It’s my forest now! If you want me out you’re gonna have to kill me”

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Indeed we have had long years of great pain…We grew through them and though we came out covered with deep wounds, we came out with stronger and simpler souls.

Kahlil Gibran, Beloved Prophet: The Love Letters of Kahlil Gibran and Mary Haskell, and her private journal

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Lambert: Aren’t you tired playing white knight for the bard? Body guarding him? Humans are so fragile and always need to be saved, it’s so annoyin-

Some rude ass stranger at the tavern: Hey Witcher, what that mouth d-

Jaskier, slamming a bar stool across the stranger’s head: HE’S A LIVING BEING WITH FEELINGS AND YOU SHALL TREAT HIM WITH RESPECT-

Lambert:

Geralt: As you can see, Jaskier is actually my body guard. Body bard, if you wish.

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Open up your manuscript.

Search for “there is” or “there was.”

Find all the description or action that starts with “there” and change it.

“There is a strike of lightning” becomes “lightning strikes the sky.”

“There is panic building in his chest” becomes “panic builds in his chest.”

Helps declump the writing

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