Mistakes were made

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ladies and gentlecats, we now know Gabriel Agreste's motive.

YALL. let's get to it bc i gotta book it

Important parts:

evil tikki confirmed

So, at the beginning of the ep the Kwamis warn Marinette not to let Tikki eat the king cake because when she loses control she can create things of catastrophic proportions. Then she explains that Tikki is always controlling her hunger (ahem, unlike plagg, we love these parallelsss), and she was afraid of showing mari her cravings because she'd lose contron and she thought Marinette would be afraid of her true form or she would stop liking her. but also

THEY GET SOME OF THEIR KWAMI'S TRAITS CONFIRMED

Last time tikki lost control like this was when they invented chocolate and Plagg is like 'lol chillax we got this, it's part of our job'. but we've been knew.

"Since I'm the king, would you be my queen, m'lady?" "With pleasure my kitty, tradition is tradition after all"

P L EA S E 😭😭😭😭

MARI GETS A SCOOTER. WE'RE OFFICIALLY IN KIM POSSIBLE TERRITORY.

And the most important part:

"thanks to the forces of creation and destruction i will destroy that world which took you away, and i will create a new world, one where we never have to be separated"

i'm so frustrated because this explanation is so vague and it could mean anything, but if I understood correctly:

THIS MAN WANTS THE MIRACULOUS TO PULL A THANOS AND ENSURE HE'S NEVER SEPARATED FROM HIS WIFE BY LITERALLY DESTROYING THE WORLD AND BUILDING A NEW ONE 😃😃😃

Ok, so... we need to talk about the eating sequence.

No, not the other people in the restaurant...

...no matter how exquisite his ankle-length shirt is. 

Oh, no no no.

It’s Shag ‘n’ Scooby’s role in it.

]I guess the title was kind of a lie.

Turns out, it’s hard to talk about something... 

...when there’s nothing to say about it.

When no words remain, in any language, to describe what you’re looking at.

...

...so yeah, never mind. 

Let’s all just agree to never talk about this ever again

the halloween horrors decided to start early this year

sound on 🔊

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Margaret “E.ssential White Feminism” Atwood, everyone. 👏👏👏

Mmmmm w a r m t h

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