A wide, whole grain, peasant loaf, untrammeled by the confines of a loaf pan. Perhaps slightly over-risen.
[ID: A dark tabby cat in loaf position. Chunky and very round.]
She has had enough of my nonsense and is leaving.
[ID: Same dark tabby stretching out her front paws, backside in the air, tail curled up over her back.]
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Cat jokes that will never get old for me:
Calling newborns jellybeans
Calling black cats voids
Calling curled up cats orbs
And calling sitting cats ☆~premium~☆ loaves
(Feel free to add on)
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