Mutuals will know I’ve gone insane when i sart watching these bitches

highest form of comedy is man slip he on a banaana peel oooo oo ouch ow hess lkip ouch smooth ttile he’s slip oh nooo funny dhs slipped on sjlippey floorl linolium ouch funny guy sliipsd babana hahahahahaha

ooh i’m excited i’m buying a binder. so.

middle age adults on the internet scare me so badly i’m so so terrified of them like they’re one of my biggest fears. once i hit 50 i’m getting ordained as a monk and leaving everything

freestyling origami makes me feel like a god bringing life to the paper world

hiiii… 🥺👉👈

what if everyone started calling it GRID again i think that’d be really funny

got stabbed and killed

this omo writer did a writing alignment chart!

gen vs ship: I’m not a very shippy person, there are some ships that I appreciate but usually in the sense that I want the characters to interact in general or I want one to annoy another by flirting with them, but I don’t usually have a strong opinion about whether it’s romantic or not

outline vs figure it out: if I have enough of an idea of something to start writing it in the first place, I have a storyboard of it in my head, but I don’t write down shit

description vs dialogue: I have to choose?

light edit vs heavy edit, and regular posting vs posting?: these are deeply related and self-explanatory

canon vs AU: I love canon divergence/fix it fics, but I have zero interest in AU with the characters in a completely different context, to write or read, so closer to canon

1 project at a time vs everything at once: definitely 1 at a time if I’m motivated, if I’m bouncing back and forth between things I probably don’t have ideas that have much future for any of them lmao

god… goneril king lear who wants nothing more than to be loved, who is hated by her husband, by her father, who is edmund’s second choice (or believes she is, because look at her, look at her hateful life), who wants to be good, who has tried to be good but is detested anyway… of course she turns- how much weight can she carry before she cracks? she will kill to be loved, she will kill to be hated, she will kill just to make her hateful life make sense

⬇️ sick, sick freak

Just me playing with my pussy.

Moana was playing in the background 🤣

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evil trifecta