(From Etho’s Hermitcraft Season 7, Episode 2, 1:20)
(Transcript under the cut)
TRANSCRIPT
(Etho is in an ice spikes biome, mining ice)
I even a tragic backstory as a canadian, you know? You guys might not have heard this before but, like, I grew up with an overly polite canadian family, and it was tough. It was tough. There’s a type of people, like, you hold the door open for them, you try to be polite, hold the door open for them to go through, and they refuse until you go through! That’s ‘cause they’re… they’re just overly polite, they won’t do it. And it’s so hard, so frustrating.
You know, there was even this one time, we were on our way home, we were gonna watch Hockey Nigh in Canada, we were in a hurry to get back home, but there was a blizzard. There was a blizzard, we were riding on the back of our dogsled, and we hit a snowdrift, and I fell off of the sled… and they couldn’t stop to pick me up, because then they would miss the faceoff. So, I had to go live with a beaver family until springtime. They owned the local Tim Hortons and I had to stay there. That’s how my coffee addiction started. And, yeah, it was rough, it was rough. You can’t make this stuff up, by the way, that’s a true story.