#//truly the most unrealistic part of salvatore as a character isn't the vampirism

[troublewithvampires]

//made this joke with my partner cal and i need to share it here

sal was the diversity hire in nickels' gang. not because of his queerness tho. because he was irish.

#❝ ain't no jesus here‚ billy boy ❞ 「 ooc 」 #//truly the most unrealistic part of salvatore as a character isn't the vampirism #//it's that he worked for the irish mob #//THEN the italian mafia