#[ like if he could get sunburned she'd SMACK his palm off his back ]

[spiderwarden]

When it comes to looking at Astarion the only thing that Minthara can think of doing on the spot is just wrecking his absolute sanity for the sake of pure psychological warfare.

#[ 🕷️ ] —— musings #[ 🕷️ ] —— companions #[ i don't even think its attraction- i don't knoW ] #[ like if he could get sunburned she'd SMACK his palm off his back ] #[ point at someone else when he'd look at her ] #[ grab his mirror cause she needs it then hand it off to shado.wheart ] #[ walk by as he's fixing his hair and just as he's getting it right FLICK water on the one curl he's been fighting it and mess it up ] #[ take his ruffles and drag it over his head and smack his bare stomach and leave a welt ] #[ "look- a trap! don't tell as.tarion let him be covered in smog' ] #[ like ... come here we are going to BULLY you ] #[ only reason she doesn't do most of this is because she has excellent control of her impulse control ]