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[thebillyhargrove]

pretty please play princesses, nancy said she'd play.

i'm an adult man. why would i want to play princesses with you?

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[thebillyhargrove]

Daddy.. can I have a puppy? Mommy @nancy-wheeler86 and daddy @mostmetalfreak said no :(

well if they said no then i'm saying no too, sweetheart. i'm sorry, but a puppy is a lot of responsibility and i'm not sure you're ready for that yet, bunny

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[thebillyhargrove]

But my tummy huuuuurts! 😣 Plus I'm playing animal crossing

Lottie's the one with the bedtime not me

shouldnt that make you want to sleep it off? 🤔 and as far as im concerned you all have bedtimes

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[thebillyhargrove]

Never thought I'd ask this but... how do you get girls(*cough* nancy *cough*)to talk to you?

Steve is currently unavailable, can't find him anywere

-@thebestrobinthereeverwas

i'm flattered, buckley. and because of that, i'm willing to share my knowledge with you. listen to me closely. all you need to do to get wheeler's attention... is submit to her. it really is that simple. she loves to boss people around (don't tell her i said that) so if you just do as she says and show her that you're committed to worshiping the ground she walks on, she'll be smitten 😌

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[thebillyhargrove]

You rang Hargrove?

-@thebestrobinthereeverwas

Buckley! it's about damn time. started to think you were avoiding me 😏 i've heard a lot about you

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[thebillyhargrove]

billy are you okay? why is everybody trying to make you bark?

It's something new everyday with you people. Yesterday it was the Steve thing and now it's trying to get me to bark. And also people are talking about my feet???

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[thebillyhargrove]

Only a white person would pretend to be Billy on tumblr in 2022💀

ooc// lmaooo the confidence with which this was said is embarrassing. i'm not white, shit-for-brains. anyway, get 'em, y'all. let the roastings commence.

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[thebillyhargrove]

so is that a yes or a no to the barking (asking for a friend)

I will not bark

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[thebillyhargrove]

OH also, Max is mine now, and you can't have her as a sister anymore 😤😤

You and me are still dating though so maybe shared custody idk

🤨 you're trying to steal my sister? i'm calling the police.

@mad-max86 are you okay? did this strange woman hurt you?

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[thebillyhargrove]

billy~ i’m sorry for teasing you about steve earlier~

is there any way i can be forgiven? 🥺

Hmm... I might think about it, pet. I'd like to hear you beg.

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[thebillyhargrove]

you seem moody hun what’s up?

moody? 😒 im just not really up to answering sexual asks from anons and subs right now. still just want to interact with my Hawkins people, but people are coming into my asks again too soon

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[thebillyhargrove]

What about 42?

from this ask list

42 - top five favorite blogs

@dilf-nation ❤️‍🔥😘

@stevessundae

@prrttycrier

@the-vampire-of-hawkins

@fictional-lvr

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[thebillyhargrove]

12 for billy :)))

from this ask list

12 - who are 5 people you want to hug right now?

@theharringtxn

@mamaofnightmares

@madametesla

@this-gave-pidgeon-further-shock

@mostmetalfreak

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[thebillyhargrove]

us!!!

us after i teach you how to swim <3

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[thebillyhargrove]

Hi, i'm borde so fuck, Marry , Kill with

Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson and Jonathan Byers

Hope you have fun :)

oh god. i can't tell if this is better or worse than when you guys were giving me cartoon animals.

uhh... marry Harrington, fuck Munson, kill Byers. sorry, Byers. no hard feelings, you just got outclassed <3

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[thebillyhargrove]

Billy Hargrove is absolutely terrified of hot British girls, you heard it here first 🤨

Terrified? What gave you that impression?

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