#'hey you gotta take my prius back to the hotel cause i found alternate transportation. let's just say i'm gonna be saving a horse'

[fuckspn]

the thing is i would actually be really into an au where dean smith and sam wesson are actual people and not just imaginary personas created by zachariah and they go ghost hunting together but “au where dean and sam aren’t related” sounds like catnip for closet w*ncesties and i don’t want them anywhere near my great idea

#maybe in this au they were both adopted out to separate families and they find out they're related in like the s1 finale #i want to have more dean smith in my life but tone down the 'jesus christ sera just call him a slur already' energy of the original episode #like in the sera gamble version he'd probably drink vodka cranberries and in my version he'd drink gin and tonics #and yes i recognize it's insane to assign gender to drinks but we're talking about a show where masculinity=beer and straight whiskey #anyway dean smith and sam wesson at a bar and sam points out that the hot female bartender is clearly into dean #and dean just shrugs and goes 'ehh. not interested' and sam is like 'seriously? how high are your standards if you're not into *her*?' #and dean gives him a look and says 'dude i'm gay' #and because it's 2009 sam is like 'oh! okay! cool! ...yknow i lived in california last year and i totally voted against prop 8' #and dean's like 'and the community thanks you for your service' #another time at another bar dean gives sam his keys and says #'hey you gotta take my prius back to the hotel cause i found alternate transportation. let's just say i'm gonna be saving a horse' #s:'good for you man' d:'i'm riding a cowboy' s:'no yeah i got that' d:'i'm getting laid' s:'again i got the innuendo the first time' #all i do all day and all night is come up with fun fic ideas that i have zero time or ability to write! #smith&wessonnatural