#'listen ''mr expert'' i killed the last dodo (turns to me. 'accidentally!' turns back) i Think i'd know what they look like dont you'

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

where im taking the doctor for a date tbh

#yea we're doing all three in a day no thats not insane thats being honest about the speed at which they live their life #you know that thing about how the speed of your heart determines how fast you experience time? #like mice experience time faster than us and also live shorter? #bc their hearts beat faster than ours? #dont know if thats true but i read it once i think #you know how the doctors hearts sound like. super hyper fast? #anyway i want to spend a day hearing the most bonkers corrections of museum cards and watching them get in fights with museum people #'listen ''mr expert'' i killed the last dodo (turns to me. 'accidentally!' turns back) i Think i'd know what they look like dont you' #'really wasnt my fault. was a little bit my fault. 53 birds one timey wimey detector sort of a situation. shouldnt have brought it honestly #'but you dont step out of your tardis going: #'hm maybe i shouldnt bring my machine that boils eggs at 30 paces in case i run into the last 53 dodos'' #'i mean the 17th century wasnt even on the agenda! i was in the 32nd century! two galaxies over! and then suddenly: mauritius' #'dont know what happened' #'well' #'53 exploded dodos. happened.' #'my sincerest apologies' #and i'll go 'lunch?' #or kissing with tongue behind a dinosaur skeleton whichever