#'well historically speaking' why dont you historically shove the stick up your ass all the way through so it comes out

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#forcefully incorporating modern and historical doctors completel lack of knowledge about or interest in womens healthcare #into a fantasy setting which has no bearing on and very little relation to actual history is depressing anyhow #so why would you do it #why hurt yourself like that #you dont even need modern medical tools to figure out basic stuff like safe pregnancy spacing #so theres literally no reason not to have it #and every reason to have it #'well historically speaking' why dont you historically shove the stick up your ass all the way through so it comes out #im gonna go block the person who said this to me #i recall they also went on a two day rant about how there was no evidence hobbits werent considered adults until 33 #two days of increasingly unhinged ranting and acrobatic stretching #to justify their shipping pippin and boromir #they didnt pull out that they were doing this to justify what was very clearly and canonically a minor/adult ship until the very end #it was super gross #like if youre gonna ship something fucked up go for it but own it you know #(also its literally stated in canon that hobbits come of age at 33. its sort of an important point actually.)