#'you guys should put on bikinis and charge admission' i bet you'd like that huh admiral

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Leaping of the Shrew - September 27, 1956 (1992) dir. Alan J. Levi

Ten thousand silkworms gave up their lives to make the silk for my dress. It took two hundred oysters to find thirty two matching buttons. Nine French seamstresses went blind sewing it together and now, instead of a wedding gown, what is it? Camping gear by Chanel. 

#MISS WET EVENING GOWN CONTEST WINNER #want that on a pin #ql #she's got more dough than pillsbury! #this episode 🤝 shuttlepod one: fix that damn hole in the boat w a foodproduct #'the japanese practically live on this stuff' offensive but true #'you guys should put on bikinis and charge admission' i bet you'd like that huh admiral #'i would never DREAM of sharing what they called ME when i was a ki-nevermind.' #'the only feelings i have for her are homicidal' #'are you tellin me im here cause im a lousy sailor' #'i always pictured myself growing older... sitting in a rocking chair... making my grandchildren miserable.' #'i always figured you for the baked alaska type' i would kill him #sorry i am and always will be a sucker for the taming of the shrew narrative #my ql tag is hopelessly out of order. idk what to say. im making sure that my archive is color blocked bc im fucking nuts #quantum leap