Okay, so I know I'm new to town and all that, but do legs regularly sprout from the ground here? And what about the packs of creepy-ass dogs? And the sentient piñatas? I have questions. Questions that I think demand answers. Like, for instance, does this happen a lot? And also when does the hazing stop? When can I say I officially am part of the town?
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"Coulda knocked. It's free. And easy."
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"Merry Christmas-Eve, happy holidays, have a wonderful time, all of that..."
"---And yes, the Sanctum has turned into a snow palace, don't ask why."
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Like this for an ask from anyone of the cast members!
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“Please, as if anyone would think that I’m cringe.”
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[ user thinks she is typing in her online journal, she is not. There are several spelling errors. ]
Too many people complaining about heat this week. Last week same people complain about cold. How to understanding them if they not even understanding of themselfs?
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"Uh, can I help you?"
"Unless… you wish to kill me, then no, thanks."
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"Have a drink with me."
"Go on, don't be shy."
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munch. munch crunch. slow munching.
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" AND this is why i prefer miyuki's eye socket . . . "
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"My nephew was showing me these videos on his phone the other day - usually it's an article or a lecture he came across on galaxies but this time it was a person dancing.. Said something about it trending and jokingly told me to learn it. Do you think I should, just to surprise him?"
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"So, since the year is coming to a close, what's everyone's new year's resolution? Mine is to get into university."
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“Okay, here's my two sentence horror story. 'For sale: baby shoes, never worn. Baby came out, huge feet.'”
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"You know... if I had a dollar for every time someone called me a bug instead of an arachnid I'd be in one of those swanky expensive high rise apartments! It's not a hard thing to remember."
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Since Karma’s in goblin mode, give this a like for an ask
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A single little Hareraiser is aimlessly wandering, searching for something... it is picking up rocks with its ears to peek under before tossing them aside.
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