#( its 3am n idk what this is but lets roll w it )

[wereg0blin]

for the ask meme? all of them u thot

For ur and Cris' demand1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?Yes!!!!! 2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?UhHHHHHH it is 3 years older than me but hhhhhhh probably not3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?Bicth ten mins ago4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?ALWAYS5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?If there are they can go fuck themselves right in the butthole6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?CHOKE-I dont know how but they found me - mr seen aka my eX hHHhH7. What exactly are you wearing right now?a cute ass blouse thingy some tights and christmas deer antlers on top of a Santa hat8. How often do you listen to music?every chance i get9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?jeans i guess10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013?i dont even remember 201311. Are you a social or an antisocial person?both damn12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?On the cheek yes13. What about ‘R’?platonically yes14. Can you drive a stick shift?i can climb sticks???? does that count??? 15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?they 100% do and i dont really care bc everyone talks shit about everyone 16. Are you going out of town soon?i dont know how to reply to this because i live in two towns17. When was the last time you cried?Wednesday i think,, i wish i could cry more often 18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?i try to say it as much as i can bc i have a lot of love in my heart19. If you could change your eye color, would you?maybe a lighter blue bc gray blue isn't that pretty20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?not counting evan,,, uhh Boys ARE A BLESSING TO THIS WORLD FUXK YEAH21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.am planning to tell mh parents abt my depression but hHHHHH22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?if it has boy in it iT CUTE23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?NopE cris is like,,,, my best friend wtf24. What are you sitting on right now?b e d i t s o f t25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?FRIENS. LOVE THEM. 26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?ALL THW TIME B I TCH27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?my roommates 28. Do you get a lot of colds?nop, but when i do its fuxked up29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?Switzerland 30. Does anyone hate you?yepity depity do and i hope they burn in hell fucking pieces of shits31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?it will be a cold day in hell when i drink my dudes32. Do you like watching scary movies?BITCH I L OV E MAKING FUN OF MOVIESSO SEEING SHITTY SCARY MOVIES IS A FUCKING BLESSING 33. Do you want your tongue pierced?Nah how tf am i gonna eat spicy shit then???? ¿¿¿¿34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?2015????or 2016??? i think that was the worst my depression ever was35. Did you have a dream last night?i think????? 36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?right now37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?hope not???? but then again???? kinda hope i do????? probably not doe38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?yes i know at least 2 boys and i feel so sorry for them39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?probs40. Did you have a good day yesterday?mmmeh41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?oh shit i have no Fucking idea 42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?y e s43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?i think???? cris must've told me at least one time and evan too so Uhhhh i guess???? ¿¿¿¿44. What’s the best part about school?i get to have unnecessary crushes45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?ppppplenty46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?yeah but he called me a slut and a whore 47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?god fucking hell all the time 48. Were you single over the last summer?yep49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?nope thank the whatever the fuck is out there 50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?sleeping i guess51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?evan is a precious cinnamon roll fuck off 52. Are you nice to everyone?YES YES YES YES ALWAYS as i saidk i l l t h e m w i t h k i n d n e s s53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?h hh hhh fuCking tAke a wIld Gue Ss m854. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?bitch when i cheat will be the day i cut my throat 55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?bad feelings? yescrushes? n0Pe56. Do you think you like someone?i think but i hope not57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?nop i do not Think so my dude 58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?why THE FUCK would that matter59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?current ones?? i dont think so??? 60. Do you hate anyone?nah i just,,,, strongly dislike themexcept the fucking bitches i called friends i hopr they die in a fire 61. How’s your heart?idk i guess ok??? im always okay62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?not really pffft63. Have you ever cried over a guy?yes all the time,, boys r beautiful 64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?hmmmmmmmmm idk i can think of a few people but i hope not 65. Are your toenails painted pink?I W I S H66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?bih i wish i could have my first kiss67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?if boyfriend cries i cry thats bad 68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?poor poor souls that actually had this happen to them69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?my sister!!! 70. How do you look right now?bored Even doe im honestly just relaxed 71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?i do that with everyone bc if u don't like me u don't have tk be around me 72. Can you commit to one person?yes ofc!!!??? 73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?even bby ilu74. Have you ever felt replaced?i think?? yes probs75. Did you wake up cranky?nop76. Are you a jealous person?hhhhHA YOU DONT EVEN K N O W77. Are relationships ever worth it?Theyre fun but the end of them makes me wanna die78. Anyone you’re giving up on?crushes and teachers 79. Currently wanting to see anyone?3 more years bih u better wait for meand u too eben b safe u dork80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?sssstudy h81. Last person you cried in front of?mom82. Is there someone you will never forget?yyyES83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?nope he doesn't really care about me anymore (although i dont think he ever did) 84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?BICTH ID BE KISSING THAY THOT ALL OVER HER FACE AND WATCHING SAW AND VORING PIZZAEVEN DUDE HHHHELTS WATCH SAW 3 AND LAUGH AT THAT DUDE BREAKING HIS LEG AND THWN I CAN HUG YOU TILL I DIE FROM DEHYDRATION 85. Are you over your past?i ggggUess??? 86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?i have no idea 87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? @lady-misfortune @space-ace-sneevee @thelilshadowchild88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?what has been has been but i guess idk yet bc ive had like 1 bf for now 89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?never kissed 90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?i guess???????? 91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?i sure as hell have no idea92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?Michael Jackson and I are best buddies bItch93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?noPe94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?i was in a relationship with my laptop and i didnt leave him from 7pm to 6am 95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?he a dicky 96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?bicth fucjing prettiest people youll find97. Who do you have texts from?crissy gorl that im too lazy to reply to98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?happened to me and i said "glad u told me earlier i dont want u being with me if u r uncomfy" it did hurt like a fucking bitch doe99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?bitch never kissed 100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?me, myself and i101. Ever kissed under fireworks?NEVER KISSED FFS102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?IN a jar nicely packed and handed to me? no but stomach butterflies so bad i wanted to throw up? yes

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Send ‘✩’ for the following:

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? we’ll see :-)Who threatens to leave but never actually does? ^Who actually keeps their word and leaves? ^^Who trashes the house? ^^^Do either of them get physical? nnnoHow often do they argue/disagree? ok probably frequently over dumb lil stuffWho is the first to apologise? demitri

Sex:

Who is on top? demWho is on the bottom? angieWho has the strangest desires? lowkey...dem... in terms of .. “o shit are u serious”Any kinks? LOWKEYWho’s dominant in bed? demIs head ever in the equation? mm m mhmIf so, who is better at performing it? tbhonestingly probably demEver had sex in public? noWho moans the most? angieWho leaves the most marks? angieWho screams the loudest? angieWho is the more experienced of the two? ... hmDo they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? HM .. . . . make love gross lmaoRough or soft? soft they’re puppiesHow long do they usually last? uhIs protection used? UM maybeDoes it ever get boring? not yet??Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? n/a

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? dem’s terrified of having childrenIf so, how many children do your muses want/have? maybe 2 thoWho is the favorite parent? angie bc he cool , but dem will let them do ANYTHIGNWho is the authoritative parent? definitely not dem lmaoWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? .... demWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? demWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? dem just bc he;d be around moreWho goes to parent teacher interviews? demWho changes the diapers? PFFFFT angieWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? angieWho spends the most time with the children? demWho packs their lunch boxes? dem ugh he’s cringing at how house wifehe isWho gives their children ‘the talk’? NNNEEITHERWho cleans up after the kids? MAMA MONTOYA LOL Who worries the most? demWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? DEM

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? angie Who is the little spoon? angieWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? dem /??Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?  demHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? like 5 minutes ... then 20 ... then 2...Who gives the most kisses? dem luvs kissing angieWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity?  ummmm m m m kisses everywhereWhere is their favourite place to cuddle? BED its so soft Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? angieHow often do they get time to themselves? 24/7>>

Sleeping:

Who snores? dem ?? kinda to himself tho like .. softIf both do, who snores the loudest? ^Do they share a bed or sleep separately? shareIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? they probably curl up together but dem sprawls out and takes up 97% of the bedWho talks in their sleep? demWhat do they wear to bed? boxers??Are either of your muses insomniacs? deemmmCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? nopeDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? refer 2 question number 4Who wakes up with bed hair? bothWho wakes up first? angieWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? angieWhat is their favourite sleeping position? dem curls up w/in himself sometimes but other times he like ... hangs offWho hogs the sheets? demDo they set an alarm each night? if they do dem certainly doesn’t wake up to it lmaoCan a television be found in their bedroom? yesWho has nightmares? demWho has ridiculous dreams? angie??Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?  DEMWho makes the bed?   demWhat time is bed time?  PFFFTAny routines/rituals before bed? cudddllingWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? dem

Work:

Who is the busiest? angieWho rakes in the highest income? dem doesn’t even have a job school is his jobAre any of your muses unemployed? demWho takes the most sick days? ........hmWho is more likely to turn up late to work? demWho sucks up to their boss? pfft demWhat are their jobs? moosic and school? yes?Who stresses the most? dem bc SCHOOLDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? enjoyAre your muses financially stable?  yes

Home:

Who does the washing? angWho takes out the trash? demWho does the ironing? angWho does the cooking? angWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? demWho is messier? demWho leaves the toilet roll empty? demWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? demWho forgets to flush the toilet? demWho is the prankster around the house? angie??Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? demWho mows the lawn? demWho answers the telephone? angieWho does the vacuuming? angieWho does the groceries? angieWho takes the longest to shower? demWho spends the most time in the bathroom? dem

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? noHow many cars do they own? 1 ??? each ?? idkDo they own their home or do they rent? well .. .. . they don’t live togetherDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? uhhDo they live in the city or in the country?  UHDo they enjoy their surroundings? dem doesn’tWhat’s their song? floral and fading el oh elWhat do they do when they’re away from each other? SCREAMWhere did they first meet? the montoya dining roomHow did they first meet? when hayden invited him overWho spends the most money when out shopping? angieWho’s more likely to flash their assets? pFT dem he’s weirdWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? demAny mental issues? anxiety?Who’s terrified of bugs? dem luvs emWho kills the spiders around the house?  not demTheir favourite place? ok dem really wants to take him to a really nice waterfall hidden place u knowWho pays the bills? ---Do they have any fears for their future? KIDS, HAYDENWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? angieWho uses up all of the hot water? demWho’s the tallest? ..dem?Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? angieWho wanders around in their underwear? demWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? angieWhat do they tease each other about? dem teases angie about how cute he is and how he wants to boop his nose, angie probably teases him about ... finding him listening to hannah montanaWho is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? angieDo they have mutual friends? . .. doubt itWho crushed first? DEMMMMMMAny alcohol or substance related problems? dem kinda .. had a thing w/ alcohol in hsWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? neiiitherhr ?? Who swears the most? dem

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