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#(AHHH BROOO I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T FOLLOW HERE TOO FORGIVE ME.)
red-hemlock · 5 months
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@cxpperhead started following you!
"So... How much would it cost for a teeny-tiny vial of your poison, dear? Hypothetically speaking, of course." She leans forward and rests her chin within her hands, all smiles and eyes that innocently-bat eyelashes; but there's nothing at all 'innocent' about that thinly-veiled request.
"Please though, don't say that it's 'an arm and a leg'. That joke is staler than the Batman's sense of humor, and quite impossible for any 'interested' parties."
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"...Which are also hypothetical, of course."
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