#(This is why you don't have friends Riv geez. =T)

[red-hemlock]

@cxpperhead started following you!

"So... How much would it cost for a teeny-tiny vial of your poison, dear? Hypothetically speaking, of course." She leans forward and rests her chin within her hands, all smiles and eyes that innocently-bat eyelashes; but there's nothing at all 'innocent' about that thinly-veiled request.

"Please though, don't say that it's 'an arm and a leg'. That joke is staler than the Batman's sense of humor, and quite impossible for any 'interested' parties."

"...Which are also hypothetical, of course."

#cxpperhead #River: -Totally professional with Roman. Probably wants to be Murder Bros.jpg.- #Also River: “HEY COPPERHEAD SELL ME UR FANG-SPIT.” #(This is why you don't have friends Riv geez. =T) #(AHHH BROOO I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T FOLLOW HERE TOO FORGIVE ME.) #(Also forgive me cuz if I made something for Roman I totally had to do one for Copperhead too. But that means exposing him to this potato.)