#(also we're around the same height now so maybe i shouldnt be laughing at his misery)

[h4kka]

hakka during his debut: my shoes are attached to my body!! they have blood vessels!! i CANNOT take them off!!!! if i take them off, i bleed out!! i cannot take my shoes off, as they are NOT shoes, they are an extension of my body!!

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#for those unaware they recently updated tempus' heights (check the official website) #not only is bettel shorter than altare without heels (haha) #hakka got totally nerfed and now both flayon AND izuru are taller than him #maybe we shouldn't have joked abt altare being teeny tiny during the hq days.... #i cant wait for hakka to rewatch his debut and mald over the part where he claims that his shoes are attached to his body #bc man that aged like milk #hololive #holostars #holostars english #holotempus #banzoin hakka #shut up maggie #(also we're around the same height now so maybe i shouldnt be laughing at his misery)