#(if you need a ref of star lamp i'll give you one)

[starlitfunkster]

Wrong Quotes (LRG's Fav Characters from Object Shows edition)

Starring: Star Lamp as Herself Cake as the The Power of Two! Rep Gelatin as the Battle for BFDI Rep Trophy as the Inanimate Insanity Rep Domino as the Animated Inanimate Battle Rep and Holly as the Open Source Objects Rep

Made using a Generator on perchance. None of this is accurate to the characters, btw. If stuff seems added on, it's usually from me and not the generator. Fair warning that some of these can get long. Viewer discression is advised.

Cake: Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat Gelatin: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents. Cake: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you. Star Lamp: Actually I did the math, Gelatin would have $225, not $0.15. Gelatin: Fam I’m right here…. Holly: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :) Cake: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please? Holly: Sorry I only have a dollar. Cake: :( Star Lamp: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Gelatin would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent. Holly: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice. Star Lamp: You can buy anything you want with $22,500. Trophy: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice. Star Lamp: Apply juice to what. Trophy: Directly to the forehead. Gelatin: Great chat everyone. Domino: Domino: I didn't even get to weigh in on this!

Trophy: Fine! Judge all you want but… Trophy, points at Gelatin: Married a lesbian. Trophy, points at Star Lamp: Left a man at the altar. Trophy, points at Cake: Fell in love with a gay ice dancer. Trophy, points at Domino: Threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire. Trophy, points at Holly: Lives in a box! Star Lamp, giving a smug look towards Trophy: Where'd you learn that, Wikipedia? Trophy: ………….

Trophy: Rules were made to be broken. Gelatin: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Domino: Uh, piñatas. Holly: Glow sticks. Star Lamp: Karate boards. Cake: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Trophy: Rules. Gelatin: Gelatin: breaks Trophy's back

Squad reactions to being called straight: Gelatin: The f---, no I'm not. Trophy: Excuse the hell out of you? Domino: Ding dong, you are wrong! Star Lamp: Who told you that? And why did they lie? Holly: Rude. Cake: kicks the person with a smile on his face

Domino: If I fall… Holly: I’ll be there to catch you. Trophy: looks at Cake What if I fall? Cake: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side. Gelatin: watches these two interactions Gelatin, to Star Lamp: stupid-looking grin And if I fall? Star Lamp: Not in a good mood I’ll be the one who pushed you.

Gelatin, at Domino: You're my significant other. Domino: *presumably in-toxicated* Yeah I am! Gelatin, at Cake: You're my child. Cake: Yes boss. Gelatin, at Star Lamp: You're my b----. Star Lamp: Yeah I am- wait, what? Gelatin, at Holly: My bestie. Holly: Naturally. Gelatin, Trophy: HA, GAY! Trophy: F--- you.

Holly: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Cake and Trophy's convo? Domino: Me. I'm in the laundry basket. Star Lamp: I'm in the washing machine. Holly: You are WHAT?! Star Lamp: It isn't on, chill! Gelatin: I'm in the closet. Domino: We accept you Gelatin. <3 Gelatin: No I'm literally in the closet. Domino: Love is love. <3

Holly: Domino is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do? Cake: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them. Gelatin: Tackle them! Trophy: Dump them. Star Lamp: Kick them in the shin! Domino: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’ Trophy: Thanks fam! Star Lamp: Oh no. Domino: cries I love you too. Cake: Sounds fake, but okay. Gelatin: A flustered mess Holly: Can I get a refund?

Trophy: Holly kissed me! Cake: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Trophy: It was unbelievable! Cake: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Gelatin: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Cake, get the wine and unplug the phone. Trophy, does this end well or do we need tissues? Trophy: Oh, it ended very well. Cake: Do not start without me! Do not start without me! Gelatin: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing? Trophy: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it. Gelatin: Ohh… So, okay, were they holding you? Or were their hands on your back? Trophy: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair. Cake and Gelatin: Ohhh. meanwhile Holly eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed them. Domino: Tongue? Holly: Yeah. Star Lamp: Cool.

Domino: I’m the smartest person in my friend group. Cake: You hang out with Gelatin, Star Lamp, Trophy, and Holly. Cake: It’s not as high a compliment as you think.

Star Lamp, to the Squad: I’d die for you. Trophy: Then perish. Cake: You will. Gelatin: Please don’t. Domino: Cool. Holly: I’d die for you first. Star Lamp, to the Squad: Okay, I wasn't being literal because of 'ya'll know why'.. but wow. These responses are wow.

Trophy: Is it still visible? Where Star Lamp slapped me? Holly: Your face looks like a don't walk signal. Gelatin: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box. Domino: A palm reader could tell Star Lamp's future by looking at your face. Cake: The phrase 'talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face. Trophy: …A simple 'yes' would've sufficed.

#no context needed ~ out of context posts #(you are free to draw these) #(humanized or otherwise) #(if you need a ref of star lamp i'll give you one) #(it's her current design in my upcoming reboot of object isles though)

[starlitfunkster]

New Years 2024 Updates List

Hello! It's the first time I am ever doing this. It's because.. well, how do I put this? I got distracted. Very distracted. And also very unmotivated with my writing skills. Which is why there will be updates for EVERY blog. It will go in order of "how big the update is". In order it's "Not that bad" to "Oh god, the blog is on a long ass hiatus". I apologize in advance to Melody, the only other person who's helping work on Objects in Orbit!

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@lonelystarmenagerie - "It's no surprise that we are being ignored now. Obviously. Blogs with OC's that aren't based on the currently trending topic are very unpopular. Especially if they aren't fuckin' mary-sues/gary-stus. It sucks, but that's just how the world of Tumblr is right now. So yeah, that's our update for this year." ~Piko (Oh yeah, my resolution is to actually be out there more. You can figure out the rest.)

@starsoscsonas - "My my! We are also being hard ignored. It makes me very sad, though that's just because we are not truly out there yet either. I think my resolution is to make the blog much more interesting by bringing in some contestants that have been eliminated from my show! (It will uh.. come back eventually, from what Aria has told me.)" ~Star Lamp

@aibmonsterau - "I am.. honestly not surprised. Guys, this is AIB we are talking about. The one the community no longer posts about because the series is most likely dead. I hope it isn't, for the record! My resolution is to be there when Starlight Espresso comes out with the others. We wish you well, Groink." ~Recycling Bin

@pokemon196, and also @eeveelutionsdoingreviews - "I am 100% sure that the review blog is dead. I will go and delete the Discord Server, Application, and Blog. I will still be here on my own blog, and Kuro can do whatever she wants to do with hers! My resolution is for there to be people watching the blog's plot grow!" ~Sunny the Espeon

@askdusknfriends - "God, the images look cringe. Fuck it, we are doing whatever Quint's doing. My resolution is to get Aria to start doing that." ~Sugar (And don't worry, I'll see to it that there's no profile images b/c they look bad. ~Aria)

@asksomerobotmasters - "I think we are just going to stick to doing sketches, and have full-colored refs in the Characters page. I honestly don't want Aria to be stressing herself out. To be honest, I am worried for her. I shouldn't be, but I am. My resolution is to get Aria some therapy of some kind." ~Quick Man (Also I am not the one you should be saying this to. ~Aria)

@towermaidenpiz - "Guys the plot isn't going to start on its own." ~??? "Golly, this blog sure has been inactive, hasn't it? You guys do know I can still answer questions, right? I really want to! It's getting boring here. :(" ~Aria (PT)

@askiireplacements - "We're still here, the blog's just been very inactive without any questions to move the plot along. It's sad, but it is what it is. Also, my resolution is to find out what's in that mansion. No more fear.. I need to." ~Bamboo

@lrgs-tboiau - "Although the askbox is going to be emptied out, we will be accepting new questions! H-Hopefully this gives everyone more to do!" ~Lazarus (If a question gets ignored or deleted, just assume its for plot reasons. And most likely spoilers to that plot. ~Aria)

@asktheshadow - "I think I should just link it to the main blog.. maybe that'll give the poor guy some attention." ~Aria

@objectsinorbit - "Objects in Orbit will be on permanent hiatus until I can get over my writers block and write Episode 2, Episode 3, Episode 4, and Episode 5. Then I can go back to taking a break from there. Until then, stay tuned for the new year." ~Aria

@dailydoseofditto - "…That blog's been dead for a while. It's still going to be up for archival purposes, just like eeveelutionsdoingreviews." ~Vi

#promotion time! ~ promo #dawn of 2024 ~ new years updates #(so many blogs to tag...) #(nah funk it i ain't doing it)