#(mtg buttcracks her warning poster. it's a wip. it felt opportune & iconic.)

[radioconstructed]

@concubuck​ (x)

The next time somebody insufferable asks for my pronouns, I'm going to tell them it's "radio/radioself" and, if they go on to try to use that in public, deny I ever said this.

That said, why the devil would someone insist against calling you "she"? Don't tell me the "no true lady would get a job and wear trousers" crowd is back—I thought they finally gave up on dying on that hill when they decided miniskirts were the greater threat to feminine modesty.

Or is it the murder? I'll bet it's the murder. Can't tell you how many times I've seen the men get awkward around the one lady serial killer in the room the minute she admits she used anything more hands-on than poison. Personally, I don't think any fellow whose description of an ideal wife involves "a vice-like ##### tightened by rigor mortis" is qualified to weigh in on how women should and shouldn't kill, but that's just me—

⌖ HAHAHA! You and YOUR RADIOSELF have fun with that!

⌖ Oh, all reasonable hypotheses! I DO get questioned on both those fronts, and I AGREE with your takes on the matter -- but the primary reason is that, well, I wasn’t always “she!” 

⌖ But, you know, if that’s how that fellow feels, I can’t do ANYTHING about it! I’m not stiff as a board and my respiratory system still functions -- SORRY I CAN’T BE SHE/HER!

(⌖ Whoever made that poster must have originally ordered sixty thousand copies! You’d think they’d update it by now!)

#// 'oh uhh I haven't had to come out in a long time. uhh. how do I do this.' radio demon answer is always 'with humor!' #(mtg buttcracks her warning poster. it's a wip. it felt opportune & iconic.) #'i'm not rigor mortis enough to earn she/her pronouns. sorry i can't be her.' how did we get here. clowning. #concubuck #// ask 2 tag #(gets on twitter) (straight person voice) rigor mortis is a female trait