#ALSO IN LOOKING AT DER FREIS' WIKI I JUST REALIZED IT SAYS HE DOESNT REMEMBER ANYTHING POSITIVE INCLUDING LOVE. L

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every time i see a like. "you're now the person in your icon" post its immensely funny bc the character in my icon is my lobotomy corporation oc phylum, has been for a while, and like. he's got such a fucking life

he's adopted 3 birds as his "children" because he loves birds and animals, even though they do not know the concept of family or understand english ( probably ) and would kill him without remorse. he knows this and just acts like he doesn't . he also gives them live human sacrifices if they want it and kills people without any hint of remorse or care for them

he's dating a guy who sold his soul to satan for a gun, and satan told him the last bullet would kill someone he loved, and with this info he then killed ALL OF HIS LOVED ONES and went "huh. cool" . phylum knows this yet still dates him. hope thats working out for you ( it surprisingly is and der freis hasnt shot him in the head point blank yet )

also he works at lobotomy corporation in general as the info team captain, but regardless. lobotomy corporation is a deathtrap and employees are essentially fodder and meatshields for higherups. somehow, he hasnt died yet.

i dont know if this would be the funniest life to live or the most objectively terrifying. probably both. if i were phylum i would be dead, tldr.

#aria talkz #lobotomy corporation #ALSO IN LOOKING AT DER FREIS' WIKI I JUST REALIZED IT SAYS HE DOESNT REMEMBER ANYTHING POSITIVE INCLUDING LOVE. L #phylum was just different ig. get you a guy who sold his soul to the devil and became shadow grillby undertale #for context lobcorp used to be translated very poorly and thats the initial version i knew and played #honestly dating der freischutz has its perks. he'll just shoot the fuck out of anything that bothers you without the energy payment. #get you a boyfriend who kills people you hate for free.. ig? #also i do think all of the three birds do actually have an affection for phylum since in my canon they react to like his calls and stuff #like a well-trained dog #theyd just also still kill him without much hesitation