#And how Peter kind of put in motion Deucalion's meeting with the Argents with the intention of getting rid of him

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Season 3A if Deucalion was Peter's ex

Deucalion: Dating Peter Hale was the worst mistake of my life.

Peter: You only think so because you can't see your haircut.

Deucalion: You see what I mean?

Peter: It's really that tragic. Did you pay two dollars to a homeless person so they would trim it with their rusty pocket knife?

Deucalion: Well, if I had known we were gonna bump into each other I would have saved them for you. Isn't that your usual rate? I know how cheap of a whore you are.

Peter: Pity you didn't, it would be the first time I would get something out of having sex with you.

Derek: Do I need to be here for this?

#Chating with TW #TW: AU #Peter Hale #Deucalion #Derek Hale #At some point I'll go and explain my occasional headcanon of Deucalion as Peter's AWFUL ex husband #And how Peter kind of put in motion Deucalion's meeting with the Argents with the intention of getting rid of him #For now here you have Peter being an snarky asshole #Because we all deserve it #Deuter #Let's say that's the ship name I don't know