#Astarion the world's shittiest but somehow effective body image advocate I fucking guess!

[callmekitto]

I'm apparently just a bloodweave brain worms guy now

but OK, a lot of us have seen the idea exploring "Gale is using a glamor spell to give him the dehydrated pack of Hawaiian rolls abs we see in-game"

so picture Gale eventually dropping the glamor and everyone either doesn't say anything because it isn't their business, they straight up don't care, or they are quietly supportive/happy for him

but then Astarion finds out, sees his de-glamored, softer body, and he is pissed

"We have a half a dozen things want to kill us at any given moment, and you were using your energy on a glamor spell? When you look like that? I didn't think you were that particular brand of idiot."

To which Gale is Massively Offended because EXCUSE you, and they end up snapping at each other and getting in an argument

("--none of your business what I do with--" "Oh, on the CONTRARY. Unless that's a cantrip, and I'm godsdamned sure it isn't, I'd say your waste of our resources to survive are one hundred percent my business--")

and then later Gale is in his tent fuming remembering the argument but then goes. Wait a Fucking Second

#Bloodweave #bg3 textposting #Gale of waterdeep #Gale dekarios #astarion acunin #bg3 #Astarion is FURIOUS because he's concerned with his own survival and YOU ONLY HAVE SO MANY SPELL SLOTS GALE #But. He's also feeling a Get Out Of My School type of way about Gale being hot lmao #Astarion the world's shittiest but somehow effective body image advocate I fucking guess!