#But Dipper's wanted to do that. Do a Revenge. Resisted for moral reasons; gritted his teeth and tried to be the Better Person

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Hey man me again, it’s nearly 3am and i was curious. What would theoretically happen if someone (say a human bully, or a lesser uninformed demon or smthn of the sort) were to put down and talk absolute shit about Dipper with the anticipation of Bill joining in and/or being impressed and agreeing cause here’s this super cool and sexy guy surely he also thinks Dipper’s a useless freak right? How would Bill take this kinda confrontation about his husband? Would his reaction vary depending on wether or not Dipper was there? (I lowkey think it would but I’m just a worm in a bait bucket uk) (also sorry this comes across like a fucking critical thinking question from a middle school textbook)

At best someone talking shit about Dipper gets a long lecture about all the reasons Dipper is way, way cooler than them! And some broken bones. That's Bill's husband, he picked a great partner, and he is not going to pretend otherwise for someone else's ego.

The rant's absent if Dipper's around, but frankly? It'd be better for the bully/demon if Dipper was around to hear someone dissing him to Bill. In that Bill would refrain from the most gruesome acts within his mortal's sight.

Though if they're smart, they'll notice the way Bill's looking at them, and take that brief amount of time to run.

#answers #Bill's less verbose about all of Dipper's positive traits within his hearing range #But then the same goes for Dipper #They don't often talk each other up within earshot #Dipper because fuck knows Bill's ego doesn't need more feeding #And Bill because he doesn't wanna look 'soft' #Yeah Bill. That's going Great for you isn't it #Considering the way you stomped on that bully's foot so hard his metatarsals shattered #Just because he tried to make a snide comment about Dipper to this 'cool guy' #Assuming that Bill would agree #Dipper has not missed the treatment of people talking shit about him #Perhaps sometime one of his former bullies pulled some crap. Typically bully stuff. Dipper got very tense and upset. #Only to watch Bill immediately shut that shit down with a quickness and vicious glee #And perhaps a splattering of blood #Bill gets kissed stupid afterwards for reasons *he* can't discern #But Dipper's wanted to do that. Do a Revenge. Resisted for moral reasons; gritted his teeth and tried to be the Better Person #And he's so so absurdly grateful that someone did it FINALLY #That there WAS Revenge and he didn't have to get his hands dirty #Dipper didn't have to muster the courage. Bill didn't even hesitate #And it was SO poetically delivered that Dipper has to mentally salute Bill for his ability for creative nastiness #Bill figures out WHY eventually. And then is very smug about it. #But in the moment he's just oh wow!! hey there!!! Didn't expect THAT from Dipper; usually he hates something so very plainly cruel #Don't catch Bill complaining; he's already trying to compile a list of targets that'll get this reaction again