#Ciri actually sings God That's Good with Jaskier playing the background music and yennefer singing ms.lovette's parts

[geralthastwohands]

on the subject of the witcher + musicals: Sweeney Todd AU

Geralt is Sweeney Todd Jaskier is Ms.Lovette Stregabor as Judge Turpin Renfri as Lucy Barker

I know y’all wanna jump on Ciri being Johanna but consider this: Pavetta as Johanna with Duny as Anthony and Ciri as Tobi

Valdo Marx as Pirelli

im just saying the possibilities are endless

#i love yennefer so much but i don't know where i'd fit her in this au #no lie i'd probably turn ms lovette into two characters so that jaskier and yenn can both be ms lovette #OH OH WHAT IF THEY WERE MARRIED AND RUNNING THE BAKERY TOGETHER #THAT WOULD ADD A LAYER TO ANGST WITH IT TOO #WITH GERALT BEING LIKE 'they have a good life here. i cant drag them into my mess.' #AND THEM BEING FULLY ONBOARD WITH KILLING PEOPLE FOR PIES #'honestly geralt if you hadn't come along when you did we probably would have started killing people ourselves' #crack idea in my already slightly crack idea: what if the fake name geralt is going by afterwards is henry #oh wait soft idea of jaskier slipping up and being like 'geralt can you pass me that cup of sugar' and geralt dropping it in shock #and just being like 'how long have you known?' #and jaskier just looks at him and it's the scene where they first met in the show #and geralt gets all grumpy at being found out despite yennefer reassuring him that they only knew it because he lived with them for years #oh no im invested #also yennefer 100% runs the bakery #at first they got married bc she wanted to run a bakery but as a woman it was nearly impossible to aquire one #but jaskier inherited his family's bakery with absolutely no desire for the craft #so they married each other for the convenience and fell in love afterwards #he plays music in the dining room #Ciri actually sings God That's Good with Jaskier playing the background music and yennefer singing ms.lovette's parts #I AM #INVESTED