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#Dimitri woul have worn something boring but on theme by which I mean he'd be a cowboy
acesydneysage · 3 years
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I'm just saying Adrian Ivashkov would never have showed up to the Met Gala in a boring black suit. He didn’t even wear a black suit to Sonya's wedding.
He might have worn something inspired by Andy Warhol, by Bruce Springsteen or any American dad rock band he likes. Or maybe by James Dean. He's the only Adrian fancast I ever had okay. Like some version of the Rebel Without a Cause red jacket outfif but in rhinestones or something.
Abe Mazur would wear something incredibly extravagant that's barely on theme, throwing some red white and blue in there as a nod to it.
Every year Adrian and Jill absolutely roast all of the celebrities, either in person or on the phone. Jill would break down the fashion influences and Adrian will come up with some convoluted interpretations. He pretends he's just making fun of pretentious artsy types, but of course he actually is one so he's half serious. He'll also find some really improbable roundabout way to relate someone to the theme when they're clearly off theme.
Sydney and Eddie are absolutely mystified about why they boo people who show up in perfectly nice outfits, but love some extravagant monstrosities. "I get that there's a theme, but that barely counts as clothing." "No, it's perfect."
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