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#Geoff can't help the urge to have insane baby showers
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The Aftershow AU headcanons
Trent and Courtney have a bad habit of being pushed into pools
Tyler still can't do a kickflip
Sierra has to BRAWL with the urge to take home every pigeon she sees
Geoff once had a baby shower that involved an exploding cake, courtesy of Brody, Tyler, Izzy, and Lindsay. Very few people made it out of that party without bits of frosting and pink cake in their hair.
Duncan is Trisha's babysitter. She is terrified of him because she thinks he's secretly a vampire or a werewolf. She snuck into way too many of her parent's movie nights
Trisha tried to play dead to scare Duncan off, but that just ended with him having to wash ketchup and fruit punch out of her hair.
Leshawna is practically a magnet for excited dogs, she's approached by at least one whenever she goes out.
Around the holidays, Gwen makes the dumbest paintings ever and sends them to everyone she knows.
Harold roams the house late at night, he has scared the hell out of Leshawna several times by standing silently in the living room or kitchen.
Geoff is a certified Peanut Dad
Courtney glares at Cody and Harold whenever they make Ace Attorney references about her job as a lawyer
Trent and Owen talk in their sleep
Scott fell off the roof of his farmhouse once
Eva once found Lauren hanging from the ceiling fan when she was 4. She didn't bother questioning how she got up there
All of Geoff's friends have received at least one Hawaiian shirt from him as a gift
Izzy snorkels in the bathtub
Noah gets bad cases of the midnight munchies
Heather laughs whenever little kids trip and fall down
Justin, Lindsay, Brick, and Dakota watch Mean Girls and Legally Blonde religiously
Justin and Alejandro constantly commission Brick for outfits
Ezekiel loves going on ferry rides
Duncan, Alejandro, Mal, Scott, and Sam have a yearly tradition where they go to an Amusement park, have a mini eating contest, and go on the wildest rides to see who can last the longest without vomiting. The winner gets a free favour from each of the losers.
Trent owns a motorcycle
Geoff is an honorary member of the Drama Brothers, but he only sings/performs with them once in a while
Bridgette took Lindsay surfing and watched her get obliterated by a wave
Lindsay enjoys water skiing with DJ and Bridgette
Duncan got him and Scott matching possum onesies
Cody makes biscuits on Alejandro like a cat
Lindsay begs Gwen to go on slushie-dates with her
Alejandro forgets to tie his hair up on most rollercoasters, much to Heather's annoyance. She yanks his hair mid-coaster to scare the shit out of him so he ties it up before they go on any more rides
Geoff has a Mariah Carey cosplay that he wears while singing "All I want for Christmas is you"
Duncan dresses up as the grinch every Christmas
Trent and Harold are forklift certified
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