#He'd go obviously the first one!! Boy what a feisty little minx

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I think bill has a medium sized fanbase on the internet, like come on. A zesty handsome demon who has committed unspeakable crimes?... 5690 fanpages. immediately.

Anyways so, I think some people would argue which mortal bill had the most chemistry with, like

@.rotten2core: can we all agree that BC and his first mortal were definitely in love, look at how he's looking at 1 in that one clip

↪️@.hrts4ciphr: let's be fr for a second, they were just friends 💀 not to mention that 1 is just a random human, now 6. He was definitely simping for that guy, he has potential for magic an...(see more)

↪️↪️@.pwrflwr: WHAT. Dude, if I had to rank the stars based on how horny bill is for them 6 would be in the BOTTOM, even 4 gets more looks than 6. Op was right he had the most chemistry with 1.

↪️@.billcipherslefttoe: what are you guys on lol he makes those love eyes to every mortal he had

↪️↪️@.demoanologasm: demons don't experience love like humans do lol. He doesn't love any of them. They're just tools for him to use

↪️↪️↪️@.daddycphr: girl what?? Okay let's just ignore that one time 8 made a deal with billc to save a burning building in exchange for and I quote "another french kiss, like last time"

↪️↪️↪️↪️@.demoanologasm:well some demons get energy from intimate acts...(see more)

↪️@.bigdipconst: okay were just gonna ignore how all of the stars would, atleast once, wear MATCHING WEDDING BANDS WITH BILL??

↪️↪️@.demoanologasm: actually, that was a magical ring. Not to mention in demonic culture marriages usually is with a being that is equal with them. Bill probably just gifted it to them as some sort of tradition

↪️↪️↪️@.bigdipconst: tradition?? Yeah tradition of MARRIAGE.😭

↪️↪️↪️@.billcipherslefttoe:erm ackshually, that wash a *snort* magical ring👆🤓

↪️↪️↪️↪️@demoanologasm: do you just resort to mocking if someone disagrees with you?

Okay this may be too much (　-̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷄◞ω◟-̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷅ ) sorry, I have a lot of these internet in familiar au in my notes, with long internet convos

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#answers #I enjoy this ngl #Of COURSE there would be shipping arguments and discourse #I am deeply amused by the one insisting it's platonic because ofc someone would do that #If one of the re!Dippers asks which one was Bill's favorite mortal #He'd go obviously the first one!! Boy what a feisty little minx #See it's romantic because technically ALL of them are the first one!! Bill is so clever and suave #This does not go over as well as he anticipates it would with the Dipper in question