#Hello I'm Mixtus Ache and I'm going to do things that people with last names do. Like... Taxes

[keeps-ache]

just remembered that one time i got last-named on the internet and i my brain broke for like 15 seconds while i tried to figure out who they were trying to summon with 'Ache'

#just me hi #yea i have a last name here. but Whye would you choose to use that one hfhvshf #like i've never been last-named irl before i didn't know how to react hfhsv #i completely forgot the Ache was even here. sure it's There but it's not There-There ykno? #genuinely confused. 'who................................... do they want my father........................................ guess not... lol #i think about it every blue moon #Hello I'm Mixtus Ache and I'm going to do things that people with last names do. Like... Taxes #Don't use my first name‚ that's disrespectful! But Also don't google me #(imagine i'm wearing a fake mustache and strutting funny) #I'm - #/actually went to google Keeps and i forgot that was a hair thing hfhvhfsajvfvhjsv #Hello I'm Mixtus Ache‚ Keeps Ache‚ and i'll keep you from balding! #Sure it might hurt‚ but they say beauty's pain! [manually installs new hair] #[with power tools] #[a man walks in bald and walks out looking like a majestic highland cow] #Kall in for Keeps :) #//okay no more goofin i'm going to draw!! [<- different kind of goofin]