#I TRIED SETTING MY BIO TO THIS BUT IT'S TOO LONG FUCK MY BAKA LIFE!!!!!!!!

[vincentspork]

Do you know anything about hackers?

Can you jam with the console crew that's in cyberspace? ever read necromancer? ever experience the new wave? next wave? dream wave? vaporwave? seapunk? witch house? blog house? deep house? Chicago house? you like Chicago deep dish pizza? you like a stuffed crust? a thin crust? you a crust punk? a cyberpunk? cypherpunk? steampunk? you wear like a top hat? you watch top cat? you know choo choo, benny the bald, officer dribble? are you a cop? you gotta tell me if you're a cop. are you jump street? are you johnny depp? are you literally Edward scissorhands. you need hands to type, ed. what ls your words per minute strictly speaking? your excel knowledge? whats the last cms you used? where do you see yourself in 5 years? can you start on Monday? you wanna carpool? what kinda tunes are we listening to. new wave? next wave? dream wave? vaporwave? is that dream pop, that shu gaze, that nu gaze, is this chillwave? is this chill hip-hop beats 247 to study and relax to? is this a real slow version of an old electro song? is this shit like a wonderswan title song played backwards? you into them chiptunes, them showtunes, you seen hamilton have you SEEN Hamilton? you ever seen that episode of how i met your mother where lin manuel is rapping on a bus? you ever even been on a bus? do you support public transit? you ever hacked the subway from a payphone? you ever ever even seen a payphone? are you a phone freaker? you ever call freddy freaker? you ever played freddy farkers frontier pharmacist? you ever been to a pharmacist? you ever take an ove the counter seasonal allergy medicine? do you have seasonal affective disorder? Do you feel better in the spring? can you imagine a world without springs? you gotta case spring fever? you ever watch the 2005 movie fever pitch? Cus first you get the fever, then you get the flavor, then you get the fever for the flavor of Pringles. can you even eat potato chips? do you like chiptunes, showtunes, itunes, Napster, audiogalaxy? you ever downloaded an aiff file of the nightrider theme off of irc and then play that shit for 30 minutes? I didnt think so. I'LL handle the hacker stories

#I TRIED SETTING MY BIO TO THIS BUT IT'S TOO LONG FUCK MY BAKA LIFE!!!!!!!!