#I also constantly leave my only pair of scissors under one specific coffee table and always know they're there but forget to get them at th

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Me: Mom, do I have autism?

My mom: what makes you say that?

Me: Mother, I exhibit unusually distinct signs of neurodivergency that is commonly used to indicate that a person is on the autism spectrum.

My mom

Me: Oh and I do this a lot which is apparently a sign of autism * stands on my tiptoe part of foot like a wild animal would in nature *

My mom: yeah, we just never got you tested.

Then I tried to eat an eraser my sister gave me because I thought it was candy.

#I ran into a doorframe on the way to that point though #But I think that's just cause I'm really clumsy and have no center of balance #I also constantly leave my only pair of scissors under one specific coffee table and always know they're there but forget to get them at th #Worst times possible