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#I don't have a clip for it on-hand but Phil recently seemed to imply that q!Phil HAS died before
royalarchivist · 1 month
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Phil: I'm just- I'm just living my life on my little like, beach house, Bad! Why are they picking fights with an old man just sitting at his fckin'– his fisherman's house, man!
Bad: I don't know! [Laughs] I don't know!
Phil: I'm just like- I'm in retirement!
Bad: They're just- they're just out for blood– maybe you're right! Maybe they are just bored.
Phil: I'm retired! I'm literally retired, on my beach house and they're picking fights.
Bad: I know, it's crazy, it's crazy. But it's awesome too, think about it– a war! A war, Philza!
Phil: [Sighs] I'm so tired of those, I've seen too many of them, dude. So many.
Bad: [Laughs] Nah, I feel ya. I feel ya. Have you met Mr. Reaper yet?
Phil: [Overlapping with Bad's question] Anyway, how- how are you, by the way? I heard you died.
Bad: Mm, yeah, no I did. Um...
Phil: How was that?
Bad: Fun.
Phil: Yeah?
Bad: It was... an experience. I mean, it's not the first time, but... you know how it goes.
Phil: I do, yeah. I do.
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