#I keep the same hours as a medieval peasant woman and am very offended when the world doesn't agree with me

[notbecauseofvictories]

"You paid good money for this," I tell myself, gritting my teeth as I apply a full face of makeup. "You were looking forward to it just a few hours ago. So now you're going to go, and have a good time and maybe afterwards---"

[I glance at the clock, which reads '6:45 PM']

"---well, afterwards you can take a cab home, and go immediately to bed."

#I keep the same hours as a medieval peasant woman and am very offended when the world doesn't agree with me #it is dark outside! why are we doing things! this is not-doing-things time! #no I don't care that it sounded like fun up until it was time to get ready for it!! #celestial emporium of benevolent knowledge