#I was going to say prospective suitors need to hand her their intentions in MLA format so she doesn't miss the point

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Appreciate that Lucy avoids any overt romance plots by failing to pick up on any of it. Yes she moons over Lockwood for 5 books. No she does not process the implications of a ghost disguising itself as her to lead him to his death. She missed Holly having a crush on her and also missed Holly telling her about it. The skull keeps going *PS5 voice* 'leave your friends we don't need them' and her reaction is 👍 read 7:35pm while Lockwood gets one look at him and mentally speedruns the 'she likes bones' bit of Harrow the Ninth. Queen of dodging YA n-drangles by simply not perceiving them. Any number of additional characters could be hitting on her but how would we know? She doesn't.

#I was going to say prospective suitors need to hand her their intentions in MLA format so she doesn't miss the point #but Lockwood literally had to give her the necklace with a stack of paperwork bc she didn't read the room when he tried to bring it up #Lockwood: hey my dad gave my mom this necklace as a symbol of his devotion... #Lucy: neat. new lockwood lore dropped. thanks for sharing #someone could be proposing to her and she'd be like 'why are you showing me this ring. is it haunted' #love this for her. hope she never changes #perpetual perpetual ladies night #lockwood and co