#I'm not really ready to listen to this with my own ears during the ceremony and pretend that everything is okay

[carltonlassie]

I've been buying stuff to attend an extremely straight and Christian wedding and it's like. I had a black suit ready and got the ok but the groom accidentally ordered the wrong color suit (how do you accidentally order the wrong suit. Or not exchange it. I thought the bride had a color theme going on but now there's no theme ? Who knows.) so I had to get another outfit, and it's hard to find a suit in that color that fits me offline and I don't have enough time to do the back and forth from an online suit shop.

So I finally find a cheap enough jumpsuit that matches their theme or whatever and think whew. I'm all ready. but it doesn't end there!!! I gotta accessorize bc the outfit is plain. And I have to think of what to wear underneath to stay warm bc it's December in the Midwest, but something low enough that it won't show underneath. Sensible shoes, also bc it's December in the Midwest. Outfit doesn't have pockets???? Now I gotta figure out how I'm gonna hold all my stuff so I have to find a small bag. Istg women's fashion is just solutions to problems that they created 😭 and it just ends up being so expensive that I'm just like lol.

#this is also the wedding where the groom wrote the speech and it's the supreme court case for interracial marriage and im like. #first off. you guys are white and asian. second of all. it was never illegal to have an interracial marriage in MN. and lastly. #you guys are not the pioneer of social justice rights you think you are for getting married 😭😭😭😭 no thank you for your service #I'm so ready to like. check out of this wedding #i gotta dress nicely bc im translating for half of the audience and the bride just gave me the script and told me she google translated it. #WHY. literally why. im sobbing. #there's so many bilingual people in ur life that can do the translation for you but we have google translate......... 🔪 #I'm not really ready to listen to this with my own ears during the ceremony and pretend that everything is okay #and translate it for the other half of the audience who for a moment were blissfully unaware of the cringe #I'm simply not ready for this