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#I'm so pissed off the more I think about this last episode hahahahahha
dumpling-things · 5 years
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I have so many things to say about GoT S08E05
I’m like, going to talk about the major deaths that happened in this episode, and the main characters who unfortunately survived this mess
Varys
let’s be real, the fact that he was still alive in this season is already a miracle in itself
that said, I’m disappointed that Daenerys didn’t give him a proper trial like she would have if her character wasn’t inexistent in this season (but more on that later!)
Sandor
I did find fitting that he died while battling his bro
like he said, getting revenge was his entire life, and I honestly can’t imagine him having a life after his brother’s death
but also that was a bad death
not only speaking about him going down in fire, aka his trauma, because I’m a dumb turtle and my reflexion isn’t going that far, it’s only because I read some posts
no, because I wish we could have seen him victorious
I was ready to see him die, but after we saw his brother dead
a final victory, and Sandor letting go
Euron Greyjoy
so like
we didn’t get the satisfaction of seeing Yara fucking kill him???
disappointing
Cersei
am I supposed to feel bad for her??????
what was the point???????????????????????
SHE DIED CRUSHED BY THE RED KEEP?????????????????
this is so unsatisfying????????????
again, am I supposed to feel bad for her??????????? when she was the most villainous out of all of them, and you expect me to forget that by showing her crying that she doesn’t want her baby to die????????????????
CRUSHED BY BRICKS FFS
rip the goddamn Valonqar prophecy too
Jaime
honestly, I could understand him going back to Cersei because that’s his character, he’s loyal to a fault
BUT
he did have character development???
the only reason I could fully understand his decision to come back was him going back to give Cersei the death she deserves himself, as a final act of someone who loved her dearly enough to not want to see her going further down in a mad path
AND WE ONLY HAVE THEM DYING CRUSHED BY BRICKS WHILE HUGGING?????
rip Jaime’s character development
Daenerys
rip
seriously
rest in pieces
you were a very good character, and you were dying this season but now you officially died
I’m honestly so sad about how she’s written, you have no idea
frankly speaking, the only likeness of “madness” we got from her were only directed to her enemies during the previous seasons
and now you try to sell me her going on a fire rampage against INNOCENTS
when she spent the past season DEFENDING INNOCENTS
it honestly make no sense
I’m hating this Mad Queen storyline because it’s so fucking badly written
it’s only coming off as a “women are too emotional to rule, hence why we need a male ruler”
the timing is so off
like she became mad just when we learned about Jon having more rights to the throne
it’s honestly just a retelling of the woman dying to propel the male hero
because let’s face it, Dany is probably going to get killed in the next episode
Jon
stop telling he would make a good ruler
this guy is a fucking wallflower since he came back from the dead
not once in his life he made a good decision as a ruler
“you would rule kindly” and that is the whole problem!!
Jon is too fucking kind and softhearted to make a good ruler, he’s not ready to make sacrifices
the fact that he’s all set up to inherit the fucking throne when Dany did all the job to take it back makes me puke blood
Arya
gdi let her catch a break
I’m disappointed we’re not seeing more of her training as an assassin
don’t get me wrong, I love the fact that we see her panicking and such
she’s still a child after all
but still
what was the point of all her character development so far??
apart from killing the Night King (which I also find it to be a bit of a... bad writing choice, even if it was fucking cool) she’s doing nothing but running around to escape
That’s it for me
I never intended to see this season as the true ending that will be in the books But now I’m not even going to consider this as the ending of the show
For me, this season of GoT is just fanfiction written by a cishet white male who needs to pump his ego by destroying characters except his self insert Jon Snow
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