#I've reached the stage where alcohol stops tasting like burning

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TMAGP4

So cute how Sam keeps humming away to himself while working :) Good boy

Uh oh sneaking around looking at restricted files!! Someone's in trouble. (But the system made sure he wouldn't get in trouble... boys in da computer trying to help??)

Magnus! Protocol! Roll credits!

But seriously what is Sam doing.

What is the Protocol???? Need to know desperately.

Alice is being so serious!

Starkwall?? Private military contractors??? What the fuck is this job, aren't they just filing spooky shit into arbitrary folders?

Gwen not everything's about you.

Um?? This is Augustus but it's not the motherfucker I was expecting. ... Is this supposed to be Jonah's original voice?? Woah.

Sounds like a stuffy old motherfucker. I wonder how the puter boys are deciding who reads which statement.

Have my special violin boy. I would rather die than give it to you.

Fuck me I've stopped listening. I always used to tune out the historical statements (also getting drunker by the minute, unhelpful). Gotta skip back.

Blah blah blah I'm an old guy and I hate Bardwell and being in this carriage.

Be! Still! For! There! Is! Strange! Music!

I promise I didn't kill this guy that I hated and regularly imagined myself killing. He flung himself out of the carriage.

Lol he brained himself on a rock. That's my favourite way to murder a guy.

The carriage driver realised I killed him so [SCENE MISSING] I ended up alone.

Now he's found a random dude on the side of the road. Wonder if this will be the third murder victim, or if this is a new monster?

Oh he's got a bag full of weird shit, he's definitely evil.

Take this violin that cuts you when you touch it. I am your friend, and not trying to destroy you.

Uh oh now the other kids are laughing at the guy who murdered his way into this situation and is not afraid to murder his way out of it.

Oh shit he's going play this violin to shreds my dude.

Violin needs blood. Fill it with flesh. Kill some people and stick them inside instead of using your own fingers.

He's not special enough!! He needs more money and attention!

LOL CALLED IT. He's feeding children into the violin now. Fucking called it.

Oh cool, it's a grifters bone violin if you play it with gloves on

'Sucked the eyes out of his son's skull'?!?!????! The fuck???!?!?!

Anyway the violin's yours now. I fed myself to it. Good luck.

'And so was solved the horrifying mystery of the quite old letter' new tagline for the magnus series found.

Enjoying Alice and Gwen as the devil and angel of doing your job or not on Sam's shoulders.

Woah the 'our boss is a murderer' storyline is kicking off way earlier in the sequel series

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