#If one of them is running low on Monster it's an unwritten rule that whoever gets gas next must buy that person more energy drinks

[kennys-parka-jacket]

Last post got me thinking. It's the most random thing to make headcanons on, but it got me thinking

#I dont have the confidence to put this in the main tags #Kenny goes to the convenience store and gets donuts from the bakery. He also collects the patterned lighters sold by the register #Stan prefers meat fresh from the rollers; but he often gets his gas pumped at night so he usually gets cold snacks and beef jerky #Kyle rarely gets convenience store food. It's overpriced and most of it can be found in grocery stores anyway #But sometimes he needs some advil at 2am or something and that's the only place that sells it at night #Cartman is indecisive. He can never get just one snack and usually leaves with a bag bulging with treats #Chicken rollers; apple fritters; meat and cheese keto sandwiches; hostess donuts; doritoes; and everything else that looks appetizing #All four of them have had contests to see who can steal the most stuff without getting caught #If one of them is running low on Monster it's an unwritten rule that whoever gets gas next must buy that person more energy drinks