#Its like the developers didn't even know how much finesse goes into hitting on people

[whosyourdreamdaddy]

Bloopers 6

Cringiest things in DD - 

1) Listening to Hugo talk absolute nonsense in front of people as a diversion. The second hand embarrassment killed me

2) The kid with the green hair who just looked so sketch even after the heart-felt back-story 

3) The shrieking openers. 

4) The moms being thirsty af for Craig. The poor guy was basically harassed and it was horrifying

Fluffiest things in DD -

1) Craig kissing our forehead and the whole game just flipping its shit

2) Craig’s daughters and him playing DDR 

3) Mat buying merch for us because you don’t know if they’re interested unless they spend money on you

 Shoutouts - 

1) our daughter Amanda for not ripping into the woman who made her lose Pinball (I would have supported it though)

2) The kids who tried to steal fish in a backpack???

3) Amanda for catching the softball and not letting my entire face get smashed in

#Dream Daddy #Honestly the only part that actually made me mad was that dumb woman who leaned on the Pinball machine #like lady my daughter is yelling at you to get the fuck off #so get the fuck off of it before I push you #Its like the developers didn't even know how much finesse goes into hitting on people