#Joseph Alston isn't on here but he's on the list in my heart

[burr-did-nothing-wrong]

People Burr has fucked:

Joseph Bellamy

78.39108 percent of Princeton's student body

Richard Montgomery

General Putnam

Theodosia Prevost

Alexander Hamilton

Thomas Jefferson

James Monroe (Jefferson made him)

Washington Irving

John Vanderlyn

James Wilkinson

Luther Martin

Blenner...hasset?

Both of the Swarthouts

Nicholas Bigbee Perkins

John Marshall (actually Burr tried but Marshall slammed the door in his face)

Jeremy Bentham

William Godwin

This list is developing don't be afraid to add to it:

Bobby Troup

Robert Livingston

Half the prostitutes in Europe

Himself

#i firmly believe William P VanNess is the straight friend #Joseph Alston isn't on here but he's on the list in my heart